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I suppose I'd just lurk and be terrible bored with the whole situation until the 3rd act detourment at which point I'd tell some rambling story to the MC which strangely dovetailed with their current predicament followed up with some sage advice which helps pull them out of the low point. I...

Dude... I know you mean well, but threads like these are just asking for trouble. The only advice I ever got was nightmarish. Here's one. "Just die." Right after seven guys jumped me, but before Brian brought the baseball bat down on me, driving into a coma and damaging my brain so I can't...

Well, FTS and IWS both qualify, especially since in FTS I'm getting to the part of the story where the MC finds out his sister is a BIT on the "Twenty No's, and a yes, is a yes" type when it comes to his friend. Since both are set in reverse morality worlds, all the females are masculine, but...

Now if we could only come up for a solution to crippling depression and self-loathing.

Well... one could do that if they have a SO and do not live with decades of pent up rage that drives everyone away so they are forever alone.

It's like a Popsicle. You remove the wrapper, grab it by the sticks. Break it in half against the counter, eat half now, put the other half in the freezer for later.

Oh. wait. did I say SOULS? I meant, Dollars. Clearly. Heh heh. What would I do with a million souls? That... that'd be crazy! Yeah... crazy. :blob_whistle:

Deal breaker. Give me my 1 million souls, tax free.

*immediately backs off to the other side of the comos* "WHOA! Uh... RIGHT! I... uh... Hey! That explains things! And Uhh... Chris Hansen isn't around, is he?" *feverishly searches local space-time* "GOTTA GO!" *dives into the nearest singularity*

Actually, this one brings up an important point. The more likable I want the character to be that's on the cover, the bigger the eyes. Small eyes are for people to hate. Big eyes which are narrow slits are for Anti-heroes/Anti-villains. So By this cover, the girl is someone to like, but I'm...

*peers at the unchanging elder god* "Sigh... look. We... we need to talk." *A long pseudopod extends and rubs the back of the cloud of spite and eyes as the many many MANY eyes look to the side* "There's been talk about that... you know... yer unchanging. And I know... I KNOW... Hey, the...

I flail about on the internet and sooner or later a picture appears, so I put a title on it.

You need to have every chapter be EXACTLY 3400 syllables. EXACTLY. And not 3400 words. SYLLABLES. WHY? Because it is a dodecahaiku and a sign of great craftsmanship.

*throws arms of spite around you* "I FOUND MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!"

"My that was a big explosion." ... "Why is my voice higher pitched than usual?" Looks down. Sees boobs. "Okay..." Shape-shifts back to normal. "If I ever get back to earth. This is definitely my number one topic of discussion with my therapist."

Prescribed drugs. Go to doctor. Ask for drugs. I highly recommend Provigil as the side effects of most ADHD meds aren't worth it. Or just force yourself to do it for an hour a day for 1,000 words, no matter how bad it is. You should throw out 50% of whatever you write anyways, statistically. It...

Define good? I make my readers cry. Do you want to cry? I think making people cry is good.

Inception levels of concurment

When you realize you don't have any friends because you are too emotionally scarred to make any and you don't know how, because you have gotten so used to being alone that the kindness of others feels like malice.

Hunter's Hunted (WW2205) Caiaphas Caine, a ghoul that uses vampire blood to prolong his life so he can hunt and kill vampires. He just drinks their blood, however.