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  1. TheEldritchGod

    A true anti-hero protagonist

    It sounds like you are splitting hairs. I mean, by your definition, HKN, IWS, and Hotrod lantern are all Anti-Hero. HKN cuts fingers off high school students, IWS shapeshifts into looking like an angel to get laid, and Hotrod works with villains as long as it helps him hunt demons. I mean, the...
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    How many chapters to save up before launching new work?

    You start at the end and work your way back to the beginning. So all of it.
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    If there's Monologue, does Stereologue exist as well ?

    What about: Antilogue? Ultralogue?
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    Cool catchphrases

    "Get it off me!" "You are like a comfortable rash. No matter how much I scratch, you never bleed." "Every day is a holiday, every night the fourth of July and this is the best of all possible worlds because life is a miraculous thing... and If I say that enough times someday I might believe it."...
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    Limiting phone usage

    The took away my flip phone. No carrier will support it anymore.
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    Well, if you want an in character reason... Assuming there is some sort of selection process...

    Well, if you want an in character reason... Assuming there is some sort of selection process, first it would select some who cannot resist. A levell 1 nobody. Then it would pick someone with the right attitude and drive. Remember, usually these guys are here to fix something.
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    My tips on writing about comedy as a tool for a story

    Comedy is tragedy plus time. The truth of the matter is, when most people are laughing, it's because someone is suffering. However, it is normally because it is happening to someone who deserves it, or the situation is so absurd we don't take it seriously. Of course part of it is that it's...
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    Who is the most wildest SH member?

    I was using the sexist and derogatory meaning of the word 'Chick', not the original reference to livestock.
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    Who is the most wildest SH member?

    I am perfectly sane and normal in every way. There is nothing strange, crazy, or different about me. I may have at one time called myself LordDrSlimeSkullTheBillionare, but that was only once on a dating app and it was because I got some really bad advice on how to pick up chicks.
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    I'm not a gray

    He was from when being cyberpunk was cool, but before it went cringe, then becoming ironically cool.
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    Cringiest SH Member

    I am the most normal and boring of normal. I'm so normal the CIA agents listening to the microphones hidden in my fillings often fall asleep. I am the most boring thing you ever found in your breakfast cereal. Yes, I might like to slap random people, but that's only because I like percussion...
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    I'm not a gray

    No. But on a scale of one to Proust, I rate it a Mark Leyner writing Et Tu, Babe
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    Would you rather?

    What if you don't have toenails to put a toothpick under? For example, they were all ripped out with pliers, and then the roots were cauterized with a glowing hot knife so they would never grow back. And yes, they got the fingernails as well. Just asking for a friend
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    I'm not a gray

    :blob_unsure: :unsure: Have I become a verb?
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    I found a musical time machine website

    Huh. OH YEAH... Time... that's a thing for you. Huh... so... music changes over time. I just thought you were all... schizophrenic or something. Well, I'm glad you are learning to travel through it and whatnot. Frankly, this linear progression of cause to effect is getting rather dull. It's...
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    What is your assessment of this first chapter?

    First sentence is what makes you read the first paragraph. The first paragraph should present a question that only finishing the book can answer. If It is a question I can have answered elsewhere, I will go elsewhere. If there is no question, I will stop reading.
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    RepresentingEnvy vs Paul

    You could write a story that fills this empty void inside of me.
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    Monster ranking system?

    Where do Bedbugs fall?
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    Writing Prompt Finish The Story: When You're In Love

    We share a brain. I peered at my son and glare intensely, "What did I tell you?" My son suddenly looks embarrassed and looks at the floor, "The only feeling a man has is Hungry." I nodded slowly, "Therefore..." "I can't be in love because men are incapable of feeling love." "Exactly. Only...
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