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  1. TheEldritchGod

    Please ignore me Need break

    So my wife just asked who I was talking to. I was having a conversation with my sister Jennifer who's been dead for 30 years. I am hallucinating I have a drug-resistant infection I got from a client and I am on a few drugs to fight it but if it doesn't clear up by Monday it's surgery. I am...
  2. TheEldritchGod

    Are loser protagonists really relatable?

    So I wasn't living out my car that was missing a bumper that fell off as a teen? So I was HANDED 97k last year for no reason? Dude, it's clear you are redefining words. what are you talking about? YOU DON'T OWN ANYTHING AS A MINOR. You have a great deal of immunity as well, but you CANNOT...
  3. TheEldritchGod

    Writing Prompt Sna..Sna..SNAKE!

    I'm just a snake? Do... you have any idea how many people 100,000,000 humans is? Like... how many coats I could make with that much skin? ... Never mind, off topic. My point is, I was a bill collector, talked to about 100 people a day that's about 3000 people a month, 30000 people a year. And by...
  4. TheEldritchGod

    NPC Gang Dialogue

    But there so many. Alas, recovering right now. Will checkmark later
  5. TheEldritchGod

    Are loser protagonists really relatable?

    I see it this way. If you want to redistribute wealth, you usually just end up tanking the economy. But if you maximize mobility, then everyone gets a seat at the table eventually. Yes, you are going to wind up with a greater number of losers, but will they STAY losers? I'll take greater...
  6. TheEldritchGod

    My full name is Un'Thoth Neverborn, The-Abyss-That-Slumbers. Emphasis on the neverborn. Hard to...

    My full name is Un'Thoth Neverborn, The-Abyss-That-Slumbers. Emphasis on the neverborn. Hard to be related when you always have been.
  7. TheEldritchGod

    Are loser protagonists really relatable?

    You didn't ask if you could make them ordinary people. I quote your original post. You are talking about relatability. Americans like Soap opera TV shows about characters on average 2 Standard Deviations above them in wealth as characters to watch. In England, their soap operas have most people...
  8. TheEldritchGod

    Power Idea

    Do you know what a wehraboo is? It's someone obsessed with how cool the Nazis were. Given the Main Antagonist is a wehraboo, I think that gives you a clue as to who the villain is. Also, his nickname is Childr*per the Misogynist, but that needs some context. The MC is an anti-hero turned hero...
  9. TheEldritchGod

    Are loser protagonists really relatable?

    Seriously? Do... we even need to answer this question? YES. People have LOST far more than they won. There is the 1% and we call them the 1% because only 12% of us will ever be 1%ers. (in America. The more socialist your country, the lower your chances. So, America, where 54% of americans will...
  10. TheEldritchGod

    Power Idea

    No. You astrally project out of your body and form a new body of ectoplasm. Then I thought, Why can't I astrally project AGAIN? Why do i have to go all the way back to the ORIGINAL? What would happen to the old ectoplasmic body? Well, I figured it would linger for a while operating on autopilot...
  11. TheEldritchGod

    Power Idea

    They aren't clones. In effect, they are just empty shells of ectoplasm that imitate the MC's body. They would have no intelligence. Understand the MC is in the body of someone else, and the original owner just came home. So he has a vested interest in getting out of the body to give the original...
  12. TheEldritchGod

    Power Idea

    Okay, so the villain's power was astral projection with the ability to make a new body on location so you can kill him over and over, like a video game, because, well, the world was originally based on a video game. It's got limits, mostly power requirements. However, the hero murdered the...
  13. TheEldritchGod

    Describing cuteness

    no, it doesn't. Trust me, that's double-jointed cartilage all the way down.
  14. TheEldritchGod

    Describing cuteness

    RAR! Well, Hellooooooooooooo, You Sexy Occularly Supernumerary Neophyte! *wolf whistle* Anyone got its number? And by number, I mean "Enochian Number Square" used for summoning and binding. (You can skip the binding part. I'm not looking for a committed relationship.)
  15. TheEldritchGod

    Help, how to balance a slime character?

    Remove the quintessence from her pattern. Total existence failure. That's my go to.
  16. TheEldritchGod

    Nominate an SHF member to come with you exploring the Back Rooms

    Also, my not all of my eyes can fit down the corridors. Do you have any idea how irritating it is to get an eye stuck in the backrooms? It's still there, looking at the same... drab... peeling wallpaper and that Omnipresent yellow. I'd just keep it closed and forget about it, but sooner or later...
  17. TheEldritchGod

    Choose three scribbelers to protect you. The rest will come to kill you

    Good choice. Why would you worship a perfectly normal human? That would be insane and pointless, especially since feeding on broken dreams and shattered faith is so much more filling than "worship".
  18. TheEldritchGod

    Nominate an SHF member to come with you exploring the Back Rooms

    I don't understand the obsession with the backrooms. Fairly boring place if you ask me. Not many people to talk to there, unless you include people looking at you horror and screaming, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" then running like the hounds of Tindalos were after them, a "talk". I suppose it is...
  19. TheEldritchGod

    When is a story considered ecchi?

    Yes. breasts are sensitive. You should portray them as such. Okay... I gotta ask. Does this ever happen? I mean, seriously. Do women ever grab each other's boobs in private? I asked my wife once, and she fed me all sorts of nonsense, and when I said, "Really?" She laughed at me and said...
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