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  1. TheEldritchGod

    Difficulty: Impossible

    Bird's opening. 1. Pawn to F4
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    [Closed] Requesting for Book Cover (A.I. is okay)

    I like the guy who has three hands. That's the sort of cover that sneaks up on you.
  3. TheEldritchGod

    Is English restrictive?

    First, English isn't a language. English is three languages standing on top of each other, inside a giant trenchcoat PRETENDING to be a language. It is the Unix of languages. It was kludged from kludges and hacked from hacks. The upside of English is that there are so many different ways to say...
  4. TheEldritchGod

    The Teams have been Tallied!

    Ordinary Average Guys
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    DEFEAT THE SPAWNED BOSS

    Hrrmmm... Well, since someone nominated me to be on their team, I am unsure who, I shall soften up the boss. After all, I am only B-tier and utterly weak, normal, ordinary, and unworthy of notice. As a neverborn, I was never born, and therefore always was, therefore none of these time travel...
  6. TheEldritchGod

    The Teams have been Tallied!

    As if I would be anything other than perfectly average and normal in every way.
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    What do authors like!?

    You mean that thumbs up button? I dunno, I just hit the like button at random. I guess I'll like anything.
  8. TheEldritchGod

    So How Do Normal People Make Friends?

    So you think I should change my stated values to agree with what is popular? An Interesting take. I, however, have taken a vow to never lie, as long as someone's life is not at risk. A lie as I define it, is communication that I know is both factually and spiritually untrue, and told to...
  9. TheEldritchGod

    Cars have subscriptions now...

    It's called... a LEASE.
  10. TheEldritchGod

    Guys the mods are asleep

    I am a cloud of spite and EYES. I never sleep. Yes, with the power of insomnia, I do suffer wisdom drain as I slowly go insane, but remember, the more crazy you are, the more power you have as you become immune to both argument and logic. If I was your mod, the forums would become perfect...
  11. TheEldritchGod

    So How Do Normal People Make Friends?

    Hrmmm.... Interesting. The purpose of writing, at least for me, is to push myself into uncomfortable places. I can't grow if I don't know my limitations. I also do not see a purpose for sugar coating the situation. It is not a plea for help. it is an admission of my limitations. I have been...
  12. TheEldritchGod

    Form Your Party!

    @TheEldritchGod Race: Neverborn (Subrace: memetic)/Erudite soul Skills: - Rules Lawyer Skill Set A rules lawyer is an expert at manipulating rules, be they the rules of a game or the very foundational principles of reality itself. For example, while we are not allowed to pick our class or...
  13. TheEldritchGod

    YES. Bones are DISGUSTING. ESPECIALLY ENDOSKELETONS. Exoskeletons can be okay... Not my thing...

    YES. Bones are DISGUSTING. ESPECIALLY ENDOSKELETONS. Exoskeletons can be okay... Not my thing, but I have seen some very nice carapaces. I kinda of like the ones with high gloss and colors that cannot be perceived by mortals, but even then, it's like modern art. "interesting" does not mean GOOD.
  14. TheEldritchGod

    So How Do Normal People Make Friends?

    BTW, currently stuck on a 36 hour shift without sleep, right now on hour 19. I'll have to look at this later.
  15. TheEldritchGod

    So How Do Normal People Make Friends?

    TL/DR: If you could provide me with some pointers on how to write people as friends and how they act, that'd be great. I've hit a bit of a wall. I'm trying to figure out the relationships with the MC and his friends, but I don't understand this "friends" thing. And no, I'm not joking. Never...
  16. TheEldritchGod

    SH Forum Lore 1 Season 2

    Deped... D'P'd... This... is the department of Education's logo? You know, I had a friend, he went to work for a company. They had just started a rebranding campaign and the new name was all selected and everything had already been chosen. Then, in the roll out, he wrote out the new company...
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    SH Forum Lore 1 Season 2

    *peers at the singing puppet* "You know that according to M-theory, everything is made up of strings, right. Chances are, you are nothing BUT string."
  18. TheEldritchGod

    Writing Prompt Finish The Story: Penetrating The Gate

    Howl to my comrades, "I HAVE MET THE ENEMY AND THEY ARE WEAK!" Then a horde of barbarians leap forth to assault the city while I do battle with guards and keep the gate open long enough for my companions to pour through the gate and begin THE RED HARVEST as our dark lord commands. The warriors...
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    Sponsors WANTED for Iamnotabot's wedding

    Ahhh.... puking up another creature. That brings back memories.
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