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I've got nothing against skin. What makes you think I have a problem with your skin? It's your BONES I have a problem with. You're horrible, freakish, internalized BONES. Have you ever considered the fact that maybe the problem is your skin doesn't fit right because you have bones? Think about...

As if I needed any more proof that you are mad as a hatter and I am clearly FAR more sane than thou. Everyone knows that C'thulu is a PRIEST and a bit of a clean freak. Why do you think it's taken so long for him to get out of his sunken city? He read Jordan Peterson's self-help book and that...

Heh... future... as if such a thing exists.

Fixed that for you.

Does Eldritch need to smite a mortal? CLEARLY, I am the MOST sane.

Ahem. We have already established I am the most SANE, thank you. Please correct your poll as it is clear I have no place here.

And the original name was to be Count Andre Joseph Sczcdlik, the Third. Well, technically not count. The title translates into count. And the title would have gone to someone else because I'm not a direct male descendent, however, everyone else was either killed in the camps or shot by the...

Close... It's Robert.

Here's the part that will really gnaw at your brain. Did I make up such an over the top name because my name is so average? Or did I pick such an average name because I'm actually an eldritch horror? Because truth told, one of those names is almost right, just changed a little because it's the...

So my forum name is Un'thoth Neverborn, the-abyss-that-slumbers, aka The Eldritch God But my name is Bob Goodman

"A gun!" "No! How could you know that I, humangod, who was bitten by a radioactive human, was vulnerable to bullets?"

Ha ha ha... that's a good one. No. Truth only drives your sort Mad as you are clearly unable to accept certain fundamental facts of the universe, such as mine is the superior intellect, and thus more sane

No. I am clearly the most SANE. You clearly got confused and put my nomination in the wrong thread. Every time my cat bites me, I can feel its venom driving me to ever higher levels of sanity. I suggest you retract your misstatements immediately, MORTAL.

Of course you are. I just possess superior sanity.

Ah, ah, ahhh... I beg to differ, old chum. No one has a firmer grasp on the chains of reality than I do. There is no way a mere mortal, such as yourself, could possibly see reality any clearer.

Clearly I'm the only normal human around here, so I guess I am the most sane one. There is no one who is more dull, average, and normal than I.

Hard to tell. I can't see the tendril hub. But from what I can see, little bit high on the form. Clearly not pure bred, but that's fine. Nonsense. Now if you will excuse me. My cat has to molt his spine ridges and they are very poisonous. It's important to gather them right away.

Hahaha! That's a good one! As if there's such a thing as a non-evil cat.

Well, I have a black cat that is allergic to cats. No. Not kidding. It's why I took him home from the shelter. No body would take him home. So Aldin likes to sleep on top of my pillow at night. And sneeze. Blowing snot every where. I have a headboard protector because of him. So now you have a...