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  1. TheEldritchGod

    How to remove a bad review from a hater.

    I try to do that. One story was tagged romance. It was 117 chapters of pain. One chapter making up. One chapter romance. One chapter epilogue. That is not a romance. That is a tragedy. I made clear in my review. I don't like being lied to. If you are gonna jerk the reader around for 117...
  2. TheEldritchGod

    She is full of spite! I am the only spite based organism on this forum! She must be cheered up...

    She is full of spite! I am the only spite based organism on this forum! She must be cheered up at once!
  3. TheEldritchGod

    How to remove a bad review from a hater.

    Hate me, love me, you will not ignore me. I will make you weep. I will make you sing. I will bring you joy. I will bring you pain. My stories are all written with the intent of lifting you up while kicking you in the teeth. I only consider a story a failure when someone reads it and goes...
  4. TheEldritchGod

    How to remove a bad review from a hater.

    I thought you were talking about the manga. I hate that MC.
  5. TheEldritchGod

    How to remove a bad review from a hater.

    Why would you want it removed? Nobody takes 1 star reviews seriously unless there are a ton. Just like nobody takes a 5 star seriously unless there are a ton. Having a one star means your story is real. When I see a perfect score, I usually reconsider reading it. I don't trust it. I assume...
  6. TheEldritchGod

    **bppptttthppthththth** ^ | | (bellyfart sound)

    **bppptttthppthththth** ^ | | (bellyfart sound)
  7. TheEldritchGod

    Write a satirical isekai story

    HKN is technically Isekai satire, just subtle and not so ham fisted. Although I am planning in book two to send Ryan into alternate isekais for a while. I want to make a LitRPG world with stats like : Stronk Swole Rizz Chutzpah Smert Frame rate Resolution And everything has a level or is...
  8. TheEldritchGod

    Need a name

    That one is copyrighted: Rendezvous With Rama. Biotics and Biots.
  9. TheEldritchGod

    Need a name

    Sexy Time Magic.
  10. TheEldritchGod

    Recommendations Stories where Reincarnated/Isekai’d MC uses outside knowledge

    HKN - my sig. US Army engineer winds up in Otome Game transmigrated as the second act antagonist. Takes the laws of physics and magic and bitch slaps them until they do what he wants. It takes a while for him to figure out what's going on, but once he does, he decides the best solution is an...
  11. TheEldritchGod

    Your handwriting

    Take a chicken. Dip its beak in ink. Scatter seeds all over a sheet of paper. Let the chicken go to town. The result would be more legible than my handwriting.
  12. TheEldritchGod

    Recommendations Give me your most generic isekai (optimal) stories on this site

    My signature file. HKN - Isekai with no sex, deep character development, Sarcasm and oneliners. FTS - Isekai to reverse Sexual Morality world, but surprisingly not a lot of sex. What if/Character development IWS - Isekai to Reverse Sexual Morality World with superheros. This one gotz da Segz...
  13. TheEldritchGod

    Solar eclipse

    Don't worry. I take a Prilosec and it's all good.
  14. TheEldritchGod

    Solar eclipse

    Everytime I try and eat a celestial body some asshole is banging his cookware and I just can't enjoy my meal. No... that doesn't happen. That's what happens when cultists start summoning things. So... did the sky start raining blood?
  15. TheEldritchGod

    Solar eclipse

    Oh. That explains why it got dark out of the blue. I thought it was gonna be a storm or something.
  16. TheEldritchGod

    Is an eBook enough?

    30 is old. 50 is ancient. I iz ancient.
  17. TheEldritchGod

    Is an eBook enough?

    RETURN TO MONKE Shhhh... He already said he was "really old". He's like... in his 30's.
  18. TheEldritchGod

    Would you date a wizard

    https://youtube.com/shorts/QV4_PzmuHHU?si=LSJXu6K27vD_7CSj
  19. TheEldritchGod

    I walk up to you and give you a sandwich ?

    Hold on... ... Apparently, yes. And some slim jims.
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