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You totally should. Of yourself. Then you can tell your voodoo doll to be happy and stop crying all the time and tell the voodoo doll that it doesn't matter that he never did anything with his life and that nobody likes him and that it's okay he never made any friends and it's perfectly fine...

In 2019, I stopped cutting my hair because I was busy. In 2020, covid hit, and It was a pain to get my hair cut. In 2021, My barber died from something that may or may not have been covid. Not sure. Haven't cut my hair since. If I do get around to cutting my hair, I will shave it all off and...

Then I shall repeat myself. WHAT DOES HE BRING TO THE STORY? Look. I once was challenged to make a story about a rock. Ordinary rock. I was paid to write this story, so I do not own it anymore. But I waxed on for 20,000 words about the life of a rock. I started on the side of a mountain...

DUDE... Haven't seen a villain? Most of them are villains, lately. They might want to call themselves anti-heroes, but when you straight up murder innocent bystanders because you have a "no Witnesses" policy, yer a villain. Is your moral compass set in magnetic mounts or something? You are not...

J_Chemist About To Get Pegged:

The correct phrase to yell at that point is: "I CHALLENGE YOU TO HAND TO HAND GRENADE COMBAT" Then pull the pin.

I point out it is pronounced Latinx and that she should stop being a bigot. When she explodes, I make my escape.

If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for everyone.

But... they'll all women. I just tell them to all get back in the kitchen and while they are distracted over trying to make me a sandwich, I sneak out the back.

[Cracks Knuckles] [Cracks Neck] OKAY! Gather around children. Let me tell you about a scan. The Aria Card You sign up for the Aria card. It's a credit card. On the front page of the website was a nice little blub. 2,000 dollars credit line, no credit check, 2.9%, perfect for people trying to...

Hey. Jews make a mean golem. Well, if you hit it with an arrow in the forehead, it shuts down due to a syntax error, but otherwise, Jewtm Golems work just fine. Just check out this Yelp Review: VERY HELPFUL ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rabbi Arlin Gluckstein My village was being sieged by the gentile, but once we...

The city so nice, they named it twice!

Ah... That old chestnut. Subjective reality. What is "true"? For example, I'm a cloud of spite and eyes. Am I? Let's say everyone said I wasn't. Everyone looked at me and saw I was a normal human. Everyone else believed I was a normal human. Nothing I did could prove to them otherwise. I'd be...

What would be the difference? Althougth maybe I should have FPS.

Hrmm... sounds interesting, but I hate Discord and all things technological. Do you have anything involving parchment and/or carrier pigeons?

It used to fall from the sky as a gift from god so jews could eat while wandering in a desert. Now it powers ultramegazords

UHHHH... Get the color you want for the border. Make it a big flat square that color. Copy paste the cover into the middle of the square. Select an area that is 9.6mm larger than the picture. Cut. Paste in new file. Switch to a real system of measurement instead of that pansy metric crap...

Okay. Normally when I review, I review the first chapter only. Unless yer amazing. You are not amazing. You're mixing narration. It's jarring. Go read Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. RIGHT NOW. I don't care if you have been shot and are bleeding out. Find a copy if the book and read it...