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  1. TheEldritchGod

    A quick hypothetical

    Yes. (100k) Because In the end, he's just a self-help book huckster. Seriously. Go dig up any self-help book from the 90s back when shoulder pads ruled women's fashion and 3 day stubble was sexy and read it. Then take JP's 3.14159 rules for your life and compare them. It's the same thing. 1)...
  2. TheEldritchGod

    Write a short story about a child coming across a legendary weapon lost to time

    The kid picks up a legendary weapon lost to time, " Hey a sword!" He flings it into a lake. It skips a few times then sinks, "Cool."
  3. TheEldritchGod

    Question: How is this for a story idea?

    Well, I suppose someone has to be the bully.
  4. TheEldritchGod

    Question: How is this for a story idea?

    Who didn't get bullied?
  5. TheEldritchGod

    A regressor story that isn't "climb the tower" or "zombie apocalypse" based

    Like what? An Otome where the villainess regresses?
  6. TheEldritchGod

    Question: How is this for a story idea?

    Hrmmm... There's a possibility. I try very hard to embrace my inner Douglas Adams. I think he is the definition of dark humor. The British are just better at it. America is amazing, but sorry, The Briits kick our ass in the comedy department. I could pull that off. That was the point. He'd be...
  7. TheEldritchGod

    Question: How is this for a story idea?

    Don't watch movies, so I have no idea what that is., but thanks for the input.
  8. TheEldritchGod

    Question: How is this for a story idea?

    Okay. The kid gets bullied all throughout high school well, let's add middle school. A good 6 years of Hell. He graduates, doesn't have enough money for college, and winds up working a lousy desk job. For some reason (needs a setting) get gains the power to project his emotions onto others...
  9. TheEldritchGod

    Let’s be inclusive!

    No.
  10. TheEldritchGod

    Writing do hands bleed a lot? TW: self-harm, gore

    Drip? Sure. To some extent. However. The human body is a rather amazing instrument. The human hands are Rath compartmentalized. Assuming you aren't dismembered, your hands can take a remarkable amount of punishment, then stop bleeding fairly quickly. As they say, across for attention, down for...
  11. TheEldritchGod

    Writing Strengths and Weaknesses

    Strength: Writing story. Weakness: Writing fluff.
  12. TheEldritchGod

    I've just watched Lord of the Rings for the first time. Wasn't impressed...

    WIZARDS. Oh. BTW, DO NOT WATCH AMAZONS LORD OF THE RINGS THE RINGS OF POWER. EVER. It's a nightmare. It's a disaster. It's a nightmare ABOUT a disaster. It is ANTI-FUN.
  13. TheEldritchGod

    I've just watched Lord of the Rings for the first time. Wasn't impressed...

    Lord of the Rings Review: Did not like Waifu selection 6/10 Based.
  14. TheEldritchGod

    I've just watched Lord of the Rings for the first time. Wasn't impressed...

    Well, you watched it out of order. You watch LotR first, then forget Hobbit ever existed. It will forever taint you. Nothing will ever be right again. Food will lose its flavor. Colors will lose their brightness. All will become dull, lifeless, and leeched of life.
  15. TheEldritchGod

    How to decide what gore is unnecessary gore?

    Gore is good. More gore is better. Always have all the gore. Just make it funny. Describe how the child's head is detached from his body as the exploding acid-ice bolt detonates inside his body, sending the head flipping through the air to roll down the stairs to land at the feet of his...
  16. TheEldritchGod

    What’s your favorite word?

    Moist.
  17. TheEldritchGod

    What's Your Special Story?

    My story is: I was outta money and Bardic Press was paying six cents a word.
  18. TheEldritchGod

    Now that I have a computer...

    If you don't mind spyware on your computer, you can just get a free game every week from Epic Games. I have a laptop I only use for gaming, so I don't have any credit card info or anything on it. Most of the games are garbage, but 20% are actually good. Like AAA titles. China must really want to...
  19. TheEldritchGod

    Oh... I don't have to do anything to make NYS tragic. It basically comes that way out of the box.

    Oh... I don't have to do anything to make NYS tragic. It basically comes that way out of the box.
  20. TheEldritchGod

    Isekai'd Side Characters

    Well, yes. That would be the point. This idea? I already wrote it. Look at my Sig and click on HKN. The story starts with the idea, why does all this Isekai crap happen? Part of it is, a war between the angelic and the demonic. The Angelic currently control the territory "our" world is in, and...
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