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  1. TheEldritchGod

    I miss

    You said you missed them. I suggest practice or increased volume of fire.
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    Chibi @Paul_Tromba

    :blob_hmm_two:
  3. TheEldritchGod

    I miss

    Keep trying. If you keep practicing and stay focused, I'm sure your aim will improve.
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    Writing Prompt Just a jolly ol time

    Jack rubbed his temple for a second then cleared his throat, "By the way, thanks for standing up for me." He gestured to the space next to the table from floor to ceiling, "That was impressive as hell. I can't believe that you could get so big. I mean, seriously. That was just incredible."...
  5. TheEldritchGod

    Low fantasy / Industrial fantasy

    okay... so what did you wish to discuss? What's your question? opinion? suggestions? So you gonna have a sympathetic demon lord who everyone gets behind to defeat the evil humans? Cause that's where it looks like you are headed.
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    How would you describe baking to the point where the entire chapter is a Food Wars segment

    Read Porn. Switch out all the sex acts with preparing dinner. ??? Profit.
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    Amazing cultivation stories

    Define cultivation. Are you talking about the MC gets stronger, or is it a specific style?
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    Trolley problem. Just that.

    So, you wouldn't hold out as long as you could, hoping someone might discover you were kidnapped by these psychopaths and might come to save you? Interesting.
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    Trolley problem. Just that.

    This is a boring trolly problem. THERE IS A CIRCULAR TRACK. On the track is a trolly. It is powered by electricity. It will never run out of power. It goes around and around. You have a switch. If you flip the switch, the trolly comes to a stop, then reverses direction. If you keep flipping...
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    The Forbidden Fleshlight

    _ <-------Where my eyebrow is. O.o
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    Trolley problem. Just that.

    All things being equal or unknown, flip the switch. However, nothing is ever like this. Reality is never a perfect example, so there will be flaws. There will be exploits. There is always an option C. Theoretical answer: Flip switch Practical answer: CHEAT.
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    Stamina/ strength / agility and attack

    If you take a square and calculate Pi, it equals 4. You might be asking, what the hell does this have to do with your question? You see, it's one of those phrases table top gamers use to explain how RPGs are simulations. In D&D, you fight combat on a grid. When the world is a bunch of squares...
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    Seven deadly sins derived powers.

    I ran a D&D campaign with the seven deadly sins having a war. They were going to start the war as soon as they all found a chosen one. It was taking a while. The father of one of the PCs was a powerful wizard who, in his arrogance, BROKE THE UNIVERSE so precognition no longer worked so he could...
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    Writing Prompt Engagement Break Event

    Blinks alot, looks around. Reads the room. Looks back to the villainess. "Wait a minute... I'm getting ahead of myself. Who do you have to represent you?" "What?" The villainess looks confused. "Represent you. You can't go to trial representing yourself. He who is their own lawyer has a fool...
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    When to do a rewrite

    Look, yer new, right? Then you are improving. So finish the entire story, then go back to te beginning and do a "rewrite". By rewrite I mean, read the final chapter, read the first, see the differences in style, then update the story, starting at the beginning. Look over a chapter a day. Here...
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    When to do a rewrite

    Honestly? Never compromise your vision. Make a new story before compromising an old one. Unless you are selling out for buckets of cash. Then compromise. Become like a willow tree in a hurricane and bend it like Beckham. If you are getting paid, have all the backbone of a man with a fookin'...
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    How to have a character know things without making it seem exposition-y

    Seriously. I have a strong aversion to using the same word too much. I just like to change it up as much as possible. 'I' is one of those words. I understand it's first person perspective, but you use 'I' a lot. I don't how to correct that, but if you are asking what would annoy the reader...
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    How are you?

    Did you have to use your AK? Well, enough. No. Hrrrmmmmmmmm... thinking.
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