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  1. TheEldritchGod

    Philosophy of Family, Friends, and Romantic love?

    Don't marry the one you love, marry the one who loves you. Only women, children, and pets are loved unconditionally.
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    SH members get so pressed about RR

    YES! GET THE INFIDEL! BURN THEM ALIVE ON THE OFF CHANCE THEY ARE NOT ONE OF US! BTW, what's "SHF" stand for, and why should I care? It's never too late to turn on each other in an orgy of betrayal!
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    I want to write a sub arc where the theme is 'The house always wins'

    How about a digression into religion and politics?
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    can't find a meme

    That's all my cursed pictures.
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    SH members get so pressed about RR

    POLITICS! It's about the Bitching-Industrial Complex! The Government is in the pocket of Big Hate! Here! Read this! RR IS AFTER YOUR CHILDREN!!!
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    SH members get so pressed about RR

    RR is evil. Evil right down to its rotten core full of Eeevil, with three E's, not to be confused with Evil with only one E. They are also infested with fleas. They frequently support Larouche Democrats. They like to order drinks from Orange Julius and then complain that the Hot Sam's pretzel...
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    ?.SHF Pixel Lore Thread.?

    Tell me, are you related to the teen-age mutant bat-wolver punisher? He's the best at what he does, and what he does best is boost sales.
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    ?.SHF Pixel Lore Thread.?

    Do you see this picture? I drew this. Recently. This is the height of my artistic talent. Anything is better than this, so don't sweat it.
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    Worst thing you’ve done to a character because “it was going too well”

    All my MCs are traumatized. However, they all are working towards fixing it. In HKN, the MC screwed up his life and his wife left him. He spent several years getting his life together, and so as she was flying to Japan to meet with him so he was going to work things out... So he goes and...
  10. TheEldritchGod

    Favorite elements of your books?

    Pain. Regret. Being wronged and tricking those who wronged you into realizing they screwed up and can never make it right so they are consumed with guilt while going out of your way to fix their mistakes so when they try to go back and fix things, redemption is forever denied them. Kids and...
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    ?SHF YU GI OHH BATTLE:?month theme(spooky)??

    I only played MtG.
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    Need a goal for an upcoming space scifi fiction

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabula_rasa You are talking about the most boring start to a character. Someone with no backstory or place in the world. They are a formless blob and you want goals? A purpose? A task? It exists and has nothing. It doesn't even have a stable Genetic CODE. What you...
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    Need a goal for an upcoming space scifi fiction

    Mrrrrrzzzzzrrrrzzzrrth? Is that you?
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    Weird question

    How is this question weird? I get weirder things in my breakfast cereal.
  15. TheEldritchGod

    I need your help with something

    Okay. Imagine you are the last HUMAN ON EARTH. What do you do to those who wiped out humanity? How do you do it? That's your answer.
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    Selling Body Horror

    I am so tempted to post up a bunch of my old commercials, but they are audio only... and offensive as hell. Well, maybe not Orca X.
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    Why?

    This is a sight that rarely gives feedback. If you are looking for a steady dopamine drip, not gonna happen. But, I am not a big fan of useless chatter, so I like it that when someone comments or reviews something, they MEAN it.
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    Who is the cutest on SH?

    I have heard the other part of being an evil dictator is receiving belly farts. **Steps WAY back and holds up a glowing neon arrow sign pointing at Envy** **Whistles Nonchalantly**
  19. TheEldritchGod

    Who is the cutest on SH?

    **looks sideways at the large rotting orc corpse on the end of his comically large fork** **A visible miasma of stink and flies rises up off the nine-month old beast** Uhhhh... tasty snacks?
  20. TheEldritchGod

    Who is the cutest on SH?

    See? Cute. **Pokes your indignant puffed out cheeks with a pseudopod of spite** Would you like some orc? **Offers you a huge, mangled orc corpse on the end a giant fork** I bet you look so cute when you chew.
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