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He's the black kid on South Park

Spite.

The only disagreement is, I didn't see anything about going simple. When you are writing schlock, and the point of the story is it's Schlock, and you want the reader to have fun reading schlock, sometimes, you just come right out and say, "This is Schlock. Now buckle up, cause we gonna have...

I wrote 112 handbooks. The encyclopedia viniculum draconus. Game theory applies everywhere.

What's the armor class, casting time, and duration? Do we use spell slot or power points? What's the caster's build? Look, it all depends on the build. Bracers of Force with Ghost Ward have a better Touch AC than normal AC. If you were wearing +5 Bracers of Force (8) then you'd have Touch AC of...

My MC curses all the time. His maid also periodically slaps him and tells him not to swear so much.

bacon

Anything that predicts my own death.

Apparently the AI thinks that the Lime part of iLime is ironic, because I cannot get it to add any green.

/\ | | | THIS BTW, I always meant to ask. Is it Minti Lime, or Mint iLime. Like iPad and iPhone?

Masturception.

Because boob have no bones.

Bruh.

It was the first thing that showed up on duck duck go.

Why does everyone assume it's a female ballerina? Nobody uses the term Ballerino, so it could be male or female.

It should be balanced. It should be as powerful as the plot demands. It should be as easy or hard to use as dictated by the setting.

They call me a hero and explain how I improved their lives and how my writing pulled them out of a dark place when they needed it most.

I only care if they make money off it. If they are stealing it for free and giving it away for free, given how many free translations I have read over the years, I really am in no position to bitch. If someone is making MONEY off it, then I'm annoyed.

I restrain my cat and yell at the ducks to go away because Feetz will think they are cat toys and can be rather rough. He won't eat them, since he's always been fed wet food, but the last time he found a mouse, he played with it until I found parts all over the basement. He didn't eat any of it...

No thanks. I'll torture my own MC, thank you very much. And short? That implies the torture ends at some point. Wuss.