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  1. TheEldritchGod

    Facial hairs anyone?

    Okay. Think of it this way. If you could only have ONE, which type of facial hair would you NEED to have on someone's face? I think the answer is obvious.
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    Annoying Tropes

    Define logical. My problem is that people have systems without actually having a system. For example I could have a stat sheet with: And they are just numbers. They don't actually have a system for how those numbers are used. I wouldn't mind a system, if someone actually had written the...
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    You open up a Cultivation story, what do you expect?

    If I ever get around to that Joke Story of mine, I'm going to have the MCDonalds, where all the Main Characters hang out.
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    The Insincere Post Ironic Unhelpful Feedback Thread

    How does one add Croatia?
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    Multiverse vs omegaverse [The tags]

    O.O Yes. Yes there is. One is a generic concept. The other makes you a freak.
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    shameless self promotion

    BOW DOWN IN SUPPLICATION TO THE ELDRITCH GOD Touch your forehead to the glass. Press it hard. Stare. Gaze with wonder. Tremble in fear at the low, low, low prices displayed on your monitor. The Eldritch God Wordsmith Emporium. We are slashing our prices on linguistical taxidermy programs...
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    The Insincere Post Ironic Unhelpful Feedback Thread

    Okay. https://www.scribblehub.com/series/957912/a-rules-lawyer-stuck-in-a-literal-rpg/ I have only created the Synopsis and the glossary of the MC and FL. I'm... not happy with it. It's technically true and includes everything in a nutshell, but it doesn't have... Pizzazz. Thoughts?
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    Cats Or Dog

    This is my cat. His name is Feetz. Cats Rule. Don't Agree? Fight Feetz.
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    Have your main character ever shot a man in [INSERT PLACE HERE]to watch him die?

    No, but he was shot in Reno by a man who wanted to watch him isekai.
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    Last non-fiction book you read.

    Necronomicon. I love me a comedy.
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    How long until someone writes an OG Micky Mouse story here?

    Disney sucks. Everything connected to it is contaminated and corrupted by proximity.
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    Is this considered NTR?

    So... instead of the MC getting cock blocked, He clam jams?
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    How do people not get distracted by too many story ideas??

    I write multiple stories at the same time. It's simpler to keep jumping from one to the other, that way I can avoid getting writer's block.
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    Why should I read your novel?

    I try very hard to make an Isekai that both excites and surprises you while sprinkling in strange scientific facts that will make you ponder the nature of higher dimensions and other esoteric scientific minutiae as I weave a complex theory as to how the universe could function if time was a...
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    How are/will/were you celebrate the new year's day?

    Time doesn't exist, only the arbitrary rate of change. So I'll be playing oxygen not included.
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    Korean face archetypes AI test

    "Which makes you the dream boyfriend for anyone." This app is quite astute. My cat Feetz is a dream boyfriend for any feline.
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    Horror Vampire Gender Bender

    Is that like Quiznos? I miss Quiznos.
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    TMJ(D) Remedies

    I just go to the doctor and get jaw injections.
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    Shouting the names of abilities.

    Its a trope thing. I am working on a LitRPG. He shouts the name of the spells as he casts them. Why? To signify that he has to state verbal components to trigger the spell. I place it in [] To signify it is in an alien language, so he isn't saying [Revivify] but a bunch of tonal grunts. If he...
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    Write something that will make people's emotion to fluctuate.

    This is America. Logic doesn't matter. All that matters is if you can follow the technical law. I once created millions in imaginary money out of thin air that only existed for 35 to 59 days depending on what point in time it was created, and this was legally possible because the federal...
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