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Complaint Ticket 2.10.11.2289 There's a problem with the main Giant Robo-Tiger base the protagonists are using. The elevator of access shaft B which is used mostly for heavy cargo lifting is now occasionally stopping in another dimension. If one should see a new button appear on the console...

No. And yes, I write LitRPG. The most LIT LitRPG of LitRPGs. They are trash because the author doesn't know LitRPGs. Here. I'm getting the story organized with at least 20-odd chapters before I release it. This is what a LitRPG needs to be, about the LITERAL. Most LitRPGs are just...

I will explain. VEGAN IS EVIL. Even trying to think about vegan will corrupt your mind. vegans are trying to corrupt you and make you insane. Save your soul. EAT A BACON CHEESE BURGER

Lord Edgelord, Lord of the Edge, does not pretend to be a vampire. He ate the last demon lord, so he is now the lord of demon lords. You may call him by his new species: Omnilord. *The Cloud Of Spite And Eyes Glares* "Not cool."

Because people suck at properly tagging shiz, yo.

I'm a frisbetarian. I believe when we die our souls go up on the roof and get stuck there.

So what would you take seriously?

I draw a giant phone grid on a wall in chalk, then dial the secret code, sing a certain song, access the Author Only area and activate the Command System prompt. So, fairly well.

You one of those human LARPers? Look, fun is fun, but seriously. I understand the escapism of pretending to be human. I've done it myself from time to time, but eventually, you just need to grow up and get back to work on the planes of resplendent agonies.

Define "mirror world".

Of course my favorite imaginary race. Those impossible humans.

Also, as a deity's rights activist, I must say, that this sort of anti-god propaganda is disturbing. Why does SH allow such hate speech?

The giant cloud of spite and eyes stared. ... It never uttered a sound. When it communicated, it typed on a keyboard. It never spoke, for it had no mouth. Just eyes. SO. MANY. EYES. Each eye was an entity in its own right. A subset of the gestalt. You have the same things. You have parts...

I haz a disapoint. Grover should have realized he was God and shot himself.

Zip Zip Zip, Look. There is no Santa Claus, no Tooth Fairy, and No Uncle Mikey! Just remember, Evil spelled backwards... is LIVE. and we all want to do THAT, don't we?

I'll let you in on a little eldritch ecology. Each one of my eyes is someone I ate. That's right, each eye is a different self-aware being added into the horrifying gestalt that is Me. Every once in a while one of me buds off and runs around. I try to eat them right away, but sometimes they...

THAT I AM SO AWESOME!!! I like rereading my own work over and over. I have a problem where I can't write more because I'm spending too much time rereading my own work. But how can I stop? True, not every chapter is a banger, but if they were all perfect, you'd get used to how great the perfect...

It isn't better. Just different. Look, lets face facts, being able to give birth is a perk men don't have. Men usually want children at some point in their lives. The problem is, those eggs have an expiration date. Once you hit 40 as a woman, you've kinda used up the free ride. However, I would...

Everyone is unique, but if you study enough people, eventually you notice people rhyme. Your 10 Step Plan: 1. Don't commit crimes - It seems obvious, but I'm stating it so you don't miss the obvious. Breaking the law is a sure-fire way to screwed. The law is porous as hell, to begin with, so...

Okay. Few questions: What country are you in? Your general age range? The extent of work experience? Type of job lost? Preferred working conditions? Population density within 25 miles of you? What type of transportation do you have access to? Minimum monthly expenses? Important future plans...