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If it's from ACTUAL China, the CCP checks EVERYTHING that is published. EVERYTHING is approved. Chances are, there is a very limited number of names to choose from because if you choose a name that offends someone in the POWERS THAT BE, yer dead. No. Correction. You VANISH. Dead implies there is...

Well, for what it's worth, I think Hari-Kiri Nonfeasance is what I'd like in an Isekai. A realistic one. Of course, the MC isn't Japanese, so when it happens his first thought is, "I'm in a CIA mind op" and he promptly screws everything up, but I always thought that was far more likely than...

Me, of course. I'd explain why, but it'd just stress you all out. But trust me, I'm the gravy train of stress. Never lost in a game of 'my life sucks more than thou' yet. However, I must admit. Nobody killed themselves for the holidays... yet. We're at the 11th, so that's a new record for me. I...

I haz a sad now.

My condolences. Being a man is awesome. To be a human doing, not a human being. To have no one care if you live or die except your mother... perhaps a dog. To only be judged for what what resources you have, or the sweat of your brow. Bah. Who wants to be valued just because they are pleasing...

There's a heavy mode?

You can use this one, if you want. I did make this one up on the spot, for what it's worth.

That's all? THAT THING has no soul and is a construct. It is immune to mind control. You know when THAT THING really came into it's own? When I started play and THAT THING one shotted the encounter before anyone else could act. The other players were annoyed and one of them worked out it's...

You are blocked from watching vimeo? try googling " Shawks ‘Watch Yo Ass Baby!” It's a music video.

I took a crossbow. Then upgraded it to Ice chucker. Then upsized it until it was 15 feet across. Then Animated it. Then made it a Homuncilus. Then made it flying. Then gave it legs. Then hit it with a warp sword until it mutated and gained wings. Then I cut off the wings and gave it Warforged...

Okay. Then I'll just share THIS

*looks left* *Look right* "Hey... c'mere..." *looks around again* "Hedonism is a HELL of a lot of work. Being Stoic is basically hedonism for lazy people. You do nothing, stare pensively into the middle distance, and brood. Being emotionless is just another way of saying I'm too lazy to care."...

Emotionless machine is good. Also, get a cat. Because cats will never love you. Having a pet that doesn't have any feelings is cool. Cats are very stoic. What about Viking Lumberjack? Someone has to chop down all those trees to make a long boat.

Bah. You aren't trying hard enough. I take my feelings and push them down until they become a stomach ulcer, LIKE GOD INTENDED. Feelings are for wimps and will get sand kicked in your face. I don't care where you are. I carry around sand in a jar just for kicking into someone's face. Usually, I...

I'm so stoic that you have more self-control just by me talking to you. Let me explain how being a man works. You have your three H's. Horny, Hatred, And Hungry. Personally, I find horny to just be a subset of hungry. Hatred is often a waste of time. So if you just control your appetites, you...

Nothing stopping you from opening the closet. However... what has been seen, cannot be unseen. What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled. Then again, I think you will smell it, eventually, if you wait long enough.

I type with my eyelashes, so I have no idea how you'd type faster using those sausages you all got on the end of your appendages.

That dripping sound from your closet? That's my way of saying, "Welcome to the neighborhood." Don't worry. The dripping sound will stop when it's fully drained.

I collect dust.