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When my wife was dating a biker in the Kingsmen, she used to collect wrenches so she could throw them at cars from the back of the motorcycle when other drivers pissed her off. She had... so many wrenches when we moved in together. And yet, there was evidence she should have had many... many...

Fantasy is just another word for Alternate Physics. Do you enjoy power gaming TTRPGs? No? Maybe this ain't for you. Otherwise, steal someone else's idea and make it your own. Look, Fantasy is just the backdrop. Take any other story you wrote and swap out phones for Talkie stones, Fire bolts...

One in each arm. One with a broken glass candlestick, the other was a... ya know, I forgot. Something sharp. The scars are about two/three inches long, halfway up. Was dating a girl. Got in an argument. She stabbed me. We made up. She stabbed me in the other arm. So we got married. She hasn't...

I go Bk # - Ch [Number][Letter] - [Chapter Title] Bk is the book number. Ch is chapter. The Chapter number is actually the number of the current arc. That started at 1 and goes up until completed. The Letter is the chapter in the current arc. So if you see Bk 1 - Ch 8b - Leggo My Eggo You know...

Sooooo... what? Tuesday? I mean, could be Thursday, but you didn't talk about taking out the trash and making sure the recyclibles are properly sorted because SOMEONE KEEPS DUMPING THE SHREDDER DIRECTLY INTO THE BIN INSTEAD OF PUTTING IT IN A PAPER BAG WHICH THERE ARE PLENTY OF IF YOU JUST LOOK...

Except of course for @Judge_Jury_The_Executioner. But he's just a try hard with 10th grader syndrome. Don't make eye contact like the rest of us and you'll be fine.

*The distinct sound of a gun being decocked* "What an excellent and completely uncoerced response! I know a certain someone who is skipping their time in the DARK BOX this week!" EVERY... one? EVERY. SINGLE. ONE? Think very.... very carefully about your answer in this "Monkey's Paw" type...

I tried telling the AI how nice it was looking today, but it didn't work.

Old age, cause I'm immortal.

Can you figure out how to use AI art to make a manga? Because I'm still stumped.

Hey, Remember that time I posted this? Good times... good times...

Really? Nobody? I have to be the one? FINE.

yes.

He's just gone for a walk. Edit: I love this song. Could listen to it all day. I really should get around to remastering my Tales from the Trenches anthology. I think you misspelled spider.

Ahhh... nostalgia for things that haven't happened yet. Good times... good times...

Yes, but only by one standard deviation. Intelligence is rated based on ability, skill, and speed. If you take as long as you need, you can appear about 15 IQ points smarter. The bird is the word?

Pain. Suicide. Sacrifice. Regret. ... Yeah. That about sums it up.

What's a Diablo? Besides the name of the guy I hire to handle my garden. I don't think you meant him.

HKN is a story of monumental quality only matched by how big a failure it is. FTS is schlock with a vague hint that maybe something sexual might happen in the story and it crushed HKN's numbers. Sex sells. Sigh.

Okay... D&D has: Gold Elves, Silver Elves, Copper Elves, Green Elves, Wood Elves, High Elves, Silvanni Elves, Valley Elves, Dark Elves, Drow Elves, Sun Elves, Moon Elves, Space Elves, Shadow Elves, Fire Elves, Water Elves, Sea Elves, Earth Elves, Air Elves, Ash Elves, and finally, HALF-ELVES...