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  1. quagma

    Gender: yesn't?

    Gender: yesn't?
  2. quagma

    1 outta 3 ain't bad, welcome aboard the train to eepy town

    1 outta 3 ain't bad, welcome aboard the train to eepy town
  3. quagma

    q log #99: you are not "eepy", you are a 30yo boygirlthing with a mortgage

    q log #99: you are not "eepy", you are a 30yo boygirlthing with a mortgage
  4. quagma

    q log #98: Having a fungi gf is hard because at any given moment 55 million other nodes in the...

    q log #98: Having a fungi gf is hard because at any given moment 55 million other nodes in the network have access to your most salacious and unspeakably tender details
  5. quagma

    No such device currently exists, but a "blinker" would be an interesting concept. Too bad nobody...

    No such device currently exists, but a "blinker" would be an interesting concept. Too bad nobody has ever thought of using a turn indicator before, if they had, they'd be in all the cars and everyone would use em all the time. But they dont.
  6. quagma

    We're always recruiting more sailors! Welcome aboard!

    We're always recruiting more sailors! Welcome aboard!
  7. quagma

    q log #97: they should invent a device that indicates when a vehicle is turning, this squid...

    q log #97: they should invent a device that indicates when a vehicle is turning, this squid thinks it'd be super helpful
  8. quagma

    The war. The war on autism is the enemy.

    The war. The war on autism is the enemy.
  9. quagma

    Indeed it does!

    Indeed it does!
  10. quagma

    q log #96: i'm joining the war on autism, on the side of autism

    q log #96: i'm joining the war on autism, on the side of autism
  11. quagma

    q log #95: and when we finally kill the gods, neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them...

    q log #95: and when we finally kill the gods, neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us
  12. quagma

    q log #94: check out this cute bug (points at you)

    q log #94: check out this cute bug (points at you)
  13. quagma

    Or for like, vampires hunting their prey who secretly wants to be eaten because being dominated...

    Or for like, vampires hunting their prey who secretly wants to be eaten because being dominated by a strong person gets them excited. Or werewolves doing the same, or whatever, only I've also decided to make it all yuri
  14. quagma

    Dominance/submission is a common enough kink, is it not? It's basically that but for puppygirls...

    Dominance/submission is a common enough kink, is it not? It's basically that but for puppygirls and rabbitgrils. It's a whole ecosystem of pet play out there...
  15. quagma

    q log #93: you say you're prey coded, but prey struggles, prey runs. you're ready-to-eat meal coded.

    q log #93: you say you're prey coded, but prey struggles, prey runs. you're ready-to-eat meal coded.
  16. quagma

    That's my distant uncle, I prefer a less rugged and rough form myself, with far fewer bones and...

    That's my distant uncle, I prefer a less rugged and rough form myself, with far fewer bones and less dependence on the shapes of apes. Who needs a tetrapodal body plan when you've got shapeshifting, radial symmetry, and tentacles? This isn't even my true form!
  17. quagma

    yes, that avi is my sona, yes, theyre cute, yes theyre available, and no, no tentacle stuff...

    yes, that avi is my sona, yes, theyre cute, yes theyre available, and no, no tentacle stuff until the third date
  18. quagma

    *blushes* thank you!

    *blushes* thank you!
  19. quagma

    q log #92: absolutely infuriating that eating food and taking the medicine makes this one feel...

    q log #92: absolutely infuriating that eating food and taking the medicine makes this one feel better, how dare the flesh puppet have needs when there's far more interesting things to focus on out there
  20. quagma

    Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear, for i am the harbinger of death...

    Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear, for i am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures subaqueus, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the watery abyss. My only friend the worm upon my hook, wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal...
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