q log #98: Having a fungi gf is hard because at any given moment 55 million other nodes in the network have access to your most salacious and unspeakably tender details
No such device currently exists, but a "blinker" would be an interesting concept. Too bad nobody has ever thought of using a turn indicator before, if they had, they'd be in all the cars and everyone would use em all the time. But they dont.
Or for like, vampires hunting their prey who secretly wants to be eaten because being dominated by a strong person gets them excited. Or werewolves doing the same, or whatever, only I've also decided to make it all yuri
Dominance/submission is a common enough kink, is it not? It's basically that but for puppygirls and rabbitgrils. It's a whole ecosystem of pet play out there...
That's my distant uncle, I prefer a less rugged and rough form myself, with far fewer bones and less dependence on the shapes of apes. Who needs a tetrapodal body plan when you've got shapeshifting, radial symmetry, and tentacles? This isn't even my true form!
q log #92: absolutely infuriating that eating food and taking the medicine makes this one feel better, how dare the flesh puppet have needs when there's far more interesting things to focus on out there
Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear, for i am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures subaqueus, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the watery abyss. My only friend the worm upon my hook, wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal...