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q log #117: how to sweet talk a nonbinary person: "let me 'she/them' thighs!" You'll get beaten...
q log #117: how to sweet talk a nonbinary person: "let me 'she/them' thighs!" You'll get beaten up, but it'll be funny- quagma
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q log #116: asking me to stop my leg bouncing is like clipping an angels wings, or asking a...
q log #116: asking me to stop my leg bouncing is like clipping an angels wings, or asking a puppy to stop wagging their tail. either you bounce with me, or against me- quagma
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q log #115: im no social butterfly, but hit me up if you ever need a disassociating moth
q log #115: im no social butterfly, but hit me up if you ever need a disassociating moth- quagma
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q log #114: Starting an eldritch cult worshipping me so I can gift out forbidden knowledge and...
q log #114: Starting an eldritch cult worshipping me so I can gift out forbidden knowledge and watch mortals go mad with it; ain't I a stinker?- quagma
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q log #113: my retirement plan is to go missing in a bog
q log #113: my retirement plan is to go missing in a bog- quagma
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q log #112: i want to kiss every bug but they are so small and my lips are so strong
q log #112: i want to kiss every bug but they are so small and my lips are so strong- quagma
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q log #111: women want me, fish want me; im a cute bug
q log #111: women want me, fish want me; im a cute bug- quagma
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q log 110: okay fine, you caught us, we've been silly posting all day to avoid thinking about a...
q log 110: okay fine, you caught us, we've been silly posting all day to avoid thinking about a Very Big and Annoying Life Stressor that has just insisted on moving back into my house unannounced for the next few months. We are very irritated and are struggling to find outlets for our...- quagma
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q log #109: i ain't come from no black lagoon, im from beyond the stars and past the moon!
q log #109: i ain't come from no black lagoon, im from beyond the stars and past the moon!- quagma
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q log #108: remember kids, the more spiteful and ironic you are, the better your art is!
q log #108: remember kids, the more spiteful and ironic you are, the better your art is!- quagma
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Straggots are unwanted here. Yes, im heterophobic, we dont wanna see you all kissing and holding...
Straggots are unwanted here. Yes, im heterophobic, we dont wanna see you all kissing and holding hands in our media either, how's it feel having the positions reversed for once? /jk- quagma
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q log #107: its always "can we normalize straight ships" and never "can we normalize getting a job"
q log #107: its always "can we normalize straight ships" and never "can we normalize getting a job"- quagma
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q log #106: sire, ye must stop hiring cat girls as mousers, they dont work like that
q log #106: sire, ye must stop hiring cat girls as mousers, they dont work like that- quagma
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q log #105: To eat a whole cake would be to commit the sin of gluttony. But eating a whole pie...
q log #105: To eat a whole cake would be to commit the sin of gluttony. But eating a whole pie is okay, as the sin of pi is zero.- quagma
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q log #104: if you have they/them in your profile, I will not argue, I am clearly outnumbered
q log #104: if you have they/them in your profile, I will not argue, I am clearly outnumbered- quagma
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Fudging landlubbers. We call you rock people, you are as sharp, stubborn and rigid as those on...
Fudging landlubbers. We call you rock people, you are as sharp, stubborn and rigid as those on the seafloor, and you move with too few limbs, supported by rocks within. Stonebones alter the world to suit themself, instead of being adaptable as is proper, spreading their toxic miasmic influence...- quagma
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q log #102: Are you telling me you were BORN a baby... But then... Hormones turned you into an...
q log #102: Are you telling me you were BORN a baby... But then... Hormones turned you into an adult? Nice try, giant baby. You'll never be an adult.- quagma
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q log #101: this is actually q log #100, please refer to the previous entry for more information
q log #101: this is actually q log #100, please refer to the previous entry for more information- quagma
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q log #100: this is actually q log #101, please refer to the following entry for more information
q log #100: this is actually q log #101, please refer to the following entry for more information- quagma
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Understandable. Mine could probably be described as yesn't. Idk what I am, probably some kind of...
Understandable. Mine could probably be described as yesn't. Idk what I am, probably some kind of Muppet is my best guess- quagma
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