q log #102: Are you telling me you were BORN a baby... But then... Hormones turned you into an adult?
Nice try, giant baby. You'll never be an adult.
Nice try, giant baby. You'll never be an adult.
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q log #101: this is actually q log #100, please refer to the previous entry for more information
q log #100: this is actually q log #101, please refer to the following entry for more information
q log #99: you are not "eepy", you are a 30yo boygirlthing with a mortgage
q log #98: Having a fungi gf is hard because at any given moment 55 million other nodes in the network have access to your most salacious and unspeakably tender details
q log #97: they should invent a device that indicates when a vehicle is turning, this squid thinks it'd be super helpful
q log #96: i'm joining the war on autism, on the side of autism
q log #95: and when we finally kill the gods, neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us
q log #94: check out this cute bug (points at you)
q log #93: you say you're prey coded, but prey struggles, prey runs. you're ready-to-eat meal coded.
yes, that avi is my sona, yes, theyre cute, yes theyre available, and no, no tentacle stuff until the third date
Your avi is so cute!
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q log #92: absolutely infuriating that eating food and taking the medicine makes this one feel better, how dare the flesh puppet have needs when there's far more interesting things to focus on out there
q log #91: there's thousands of fish in the sea and they all hate you
q log #90: they should create hrt that gives you animal ears and a tail
q log #89: this cuttlefish has three hearts, and each one is full of concern
q log #88: When someone calls me "mentally ill" and they think that means "bad and false and wrong", that tells me everything I need to know about their level of humanity!
I mean yes, I'm in need of mental health care, but I'm also fabulous and right.
q log #87: mortality is a lie manufactured by the graveyard industry to deny arable land to farmers and siphon the power of our immortal souls to feed to celebrities and monarchs to keep them from aging
q log #86: "why do you text in all lowercase?"
god forbid a bitch is anti capitalism
q log #85: Top 8 reasons to date an octopus... slime... whatever we are:
1.theyre hot
2.theyre cute
3.theyre adorable
4.theyre hot
5.theyre funny
6.theyre smart
7.theyre hot
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