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q log #189: I have no talent and I must create
q log #189: I have no talent and I must create- quagma
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q log #188: you can explode, and you can implode, but can you simply plode?
q log #188: you can explode, and you can implode, but can you simply plode?- quagma
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q log #187: easter is the time of year that marks when jesus emerges from his tomb after...
q log #187: easter is the time of year that marks when jesus emerges from his tomb after hibernating, and if he sees his shadow, we're in for another six weeks of winter.- quagma
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q log #185: What is “permanently reducing someone to a docile pet?” I’m a physical learner, btw
q log #185: What is “permanently reducing someone to a docile pet?” I’m a physical learner, btw- quagma
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q log #184: for sale dead horse never beat
q log #184: for sale dead horse never beat- quagma
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q log 183: economy so bad theyre forcing the doll girls and puppy girls to work in the mines for...
q log 183: economy so bad theyre forcing the doll girls and puppy girls to work in the mines for pokemon cards- quagma
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q log #182: turning doll girls into funko pops as punishment
q log #182: turning doll girls into funko pops as punishment- quagma
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q log #181: with the transformation now complete, you finally stop squirming, and the witch sits...
q log #181: with the transformation now complete, you finally stop squirming, and the witch sits back to admire her latest creation: a doll she made out of a living human. All the memories of your past have slipped away, along with any desire to escape. Your thoughts are filled with fluff, the...- quagma
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q log 180: I came, I saw, I came again, had a smoke break, and fell asleep
q log 180: I came, I saw, I came again, had a smoke break, and fell asleep- quagma
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q log #179: the way to a girls heart is through her prostate
q log #179: the way to a girls heart is through her prostate- quagma
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q log #178: one day, a human comes upon you in your den. Do you a: befriend the human and join...
q log #178: one day, a human comes upon you in your den. Do you a: befriend the human and join them on their journey, b: attack and dissolve the human, c: hide from the human or d:, hold your jelly still and hope the human doesn't see you or ignores you until the human leaves on their own...- quagma
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q log #177: you wake up, to see a slime looming over you. "Taxes? Transphobia? Humans? What are...
q log #177: you wake up, to see a slime looming over you. "Taxes? Transphobia? Humans? What are you talking about? Its a lovely day for us monsters to frolic among the animals and plants on this otherwise uninhabited planet, come, join us, we were about to start the dance competition!"- quagma
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q log 176: struggle is useless, my hold is absolute. The slime and the spores are already...
q log 176: struggle is useless, my hold is absolute. The slime and the spores are already working to transmogrify you, see? No more fragile flesh and fallible organs, all replaced with a cute and adorable little slime. Malleable, nigh on indestructible, and most delightfully, belonging only to...- quagma
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.... im a real live trans person to whom that term applies, I dont think we need to use that...
.... im a real live trans person to whom that term applies, I dont think we need to use that transphobic slur on my timeline, thanks.- quagma
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q log #175: getting blown must feel so good if you're a gasket
q log #175: getting blown must feel so good if you're a gasket- quagma
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q log #174: what if we were kissing in the second circle of hell?
q log #174: what if we were kissing in the second circle of hell?- quagma
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Imagine i said "or" between "photorealism" and "anime" and you can put your annoying grammatic...
Imagine i said "or" between "photorealism" and "anime" and you can put your annoying grammatic pedantry away in the sewer where it belongs.- quagma
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q log #173: minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less
q log #173: minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less- quagma
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q log #172: some of you have never spent 20 minutes staring at a bug on a leaf and it shows
q log #172: some of you have never spent 20 minutes staring at a bug on a leaf and it shows- quagma
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