Recent content by quagma

q log #182: turning doll girls into funko pops as punishment

q log #181: with the transformation now complete, you finally stop squirming, and the witch sits back to admire her latest creation: a doll she made out of a living human. All the memories of your past have slipped away, along with any desire to escape. Your thoughts are filled with fluff, the...

q log 180: I came, I saw, I came again, had a smoke break, and fell asleep

q log #179: the way to a girls heart is through her prostate

q log #178: one day, a human comes upon you in your den. Do you a: befriend the human and join them on their journey, b: attack and dissolve the human, c: hide from the human or d:, hold your jelly still and hope the human doesn't see you or ignores you until the human leaves on their own...

q log #177: you wake up, to see a slime looming over you. "Taxes? Transphobia? Humans? What are you talking about? Its a lovely day for us monsters to frolic among the animals and plants on this otherwise uninhabited planet, come, join us, we were about to start the dance competition!"

q log 176: struggle is useless, my hold is absolute. The slime and the spores are already working to transmogrify you, see? No more fragile flesh and fallible organs, all replaced with a cute and adorable little slime. Malleable, nigh on indestructible, and most delightfully, belonging only to...

q log #175: getting blown must feel so good if you're a gasket

q log #174: what if we were kissing in the second circle of hell?

q log #173: minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less

q log #172: some of you have never spent 20 minutes staring at a bug on a leaf and it shows

q log #171: gone, gone, o form of man... Arise the woman... ESTROGEN!

q log #170: theyre small but they jiggle