lost a close personal friend to suicide the other day. coped by baking brownies and thinking about all the times we made and ate food together. they had walnuts in them and were very delicious.
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q log #39: only go to woke doctors. sleeping doctors tend not to perform their jobs very well.
q log #38: glitter and stickers are humanity's [bleep] you to whatever gods may exist. those things get everywhere, fr
q log #37: shrimps is bugs
q log #36: something vaguely profound with a slightly edgy or ironic twist encouraging one to follow the poor advice contained within this sentence.
q log 35: the secret to better writing, as it turns out, is emoting and body language. the very things we struggle to process and express and why we're writing in the first place smh.
q observation log #33: always over-complicate your creations. this has never backfired once in the history of ever.
q fact #32: if the universe is bothering you, just turn off the simulation and go to bed already; it's late and you've been in that thing for far too long already.
q rule #31: things just happen, what the hell? that's so fudged up...
Q rule #30: Roses are red,
Violets aren't actually blue.
Singular 'they'
Predates singular 'you'.
Rhyming is hard;
Microwave?
q rule #29: Any speculative fantasy is indistinguishable from theology.
some ding dong has turned the sun up to eleven. how rude! literally nothing should be subjected to this torturous heat.
q rule #28: Don't let anyone treat you like an option. You're inevitable -- a horror beyond comprehension, an omen, a threat.
Q rule #27: Any and all solicitations can and will be met with judicious force... unless you're commissioning from us, ofc.
q rule #26: cheat. cheat at everything. cheat at life. cheat at chess. cheat at cheating and live an honest life. up to you, really.
q rule #25: the key to success is in our tentacles. in order to obtain it, you must complete our deadly labyrinth and find the treasure at the end!
quagma rule #24: nuh uh
quagma rule #23: If you can't accept others as they are without trying to change them, you're neither worth their trust nor their friendship.
just went to the aquarium. communed with the octopus there. they're so cool. -
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