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q log #74: under my clothes, I am not naked, but a flesh homunculus that emerged fully formed...
q log #74: under my clothes, I am not naked, but a flesh homunculus that emerged fully formed from a bottle of hopes, dreams, wishes, and a mysterious glowing green ooze harvested from the backside of a space whale.- quagma
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q log #73: you invented yourself. All the actions you took, the memories you lived, the scars...
q log #73: you invented yourself. All the actions you took, the memories you lived, the scars you've gained, the food you ate, the friends you made, the muscles you grew or lost, that's what created you; You! Yes you! You found a way to make meat suit worth living in, rearranged the furniture...- quagma
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q log #72: bread and circuses only keep us distracted if we can afford the bread and the circus...
q log #72: bread and circuses only keep us distracted if we can afford the bread and the circus doesn't stop every few minutes for an ad break!- quagma
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okay, that's it, hiatus over, let's get back to writing this hot garbage
okay, that's it, hiatus over, let's get back to writing this hot garbage- quagma
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Bad puns in a niche topic personal to me that affects approximately 1-2% of global population
Bad puns in a niche topic personal to me that affects approximately 1-2% of global population- quagma
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q log #71: going to the gender clinic to get my pronouns rotated, my trans-mission checked, and...
q log #71: going to the gender clinic to get my pronouns rotated, my trans-mission checked, and my gender fluid changed- quagma
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q log #70: “if you couldn’t be bothered to write it, i can’t be bothered to read it” is the best...
q log #70: “if you couldn’t be bothered to write it, i can’t be bothered to read it” is the best response to AI fanfiction btw. don’t engage. don’t even give them attention, let them starve.- quagma
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happy orbit-iversarry. once again the planet has completed another rotation around its star, and...
happy orbit-iversarry. once again the planet has completed another rotation around its star, and another tally towards the inevitable day that the great Me eats Sol.- quagma
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In retrospect, should have said "bites" instead of "sucks" for maximum punnery
In retrospect, should have said "bites" instead of "sucks" for maximum punnery- quagma
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q log #68: To all my chums, happy holidays from all three of my hearts, and a merry squidmas to all.
q log #68: To all my chums, happy holidays from all three of my hearts, and a merry squidmas to all.- quagma
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q log #67: the time is currently tooth hurty (ow. going dentist always sucks)
q log #67: the time is currently tooth hurty (ow. going dentist always sucks)- quagma
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Sure! Doesn't everyone talk to people in their heads and sometimes lose the debate? Satan said...
Sure! Doesn't everyone talk to people in their heads and sometimes lose the debate? Satan said why not skip the whole human sacrifice, sin, and suffering dealio, just pop everyone into heaven eithout the capabikity to cause harm or to sin, in much rhe same way that i cant flap my arms and fly to...- quagma
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q log #66: Satan has got some real good points. On his pitchfork. On his horns. And that...
q log #66: Satan has got some real good points. On his pitchfork. On his horns. And that argument he made wasn't half bad, either- quagma
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Sure it does! You just gotta believe!
Sure it does! You just gotta believe!- quagma
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q log #65: if a medium can speak to ghosts, imagine what a large could do
q log #65: if a medium can speak to ghosts, imagine what a large could do- quagma
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q log #64: all foods are, at heart, stews. you throw random things together into a pot or pan...
q log #64: all foods are, at heart, stews. you throw random things together into a pot or pan and hope it doesn't taste terrible by the time you're done. Bread is a stew. Tacos are a stew. Soup is watery stew.- quagma
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q log #63: if there are mustelids, where are the shouldelids, couldelids, wouldelids, and...
q log #63: if there are mustelids, where are the shouldelids, couldelids, wouldelids, and ougthelids?- quagma
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q log #62: I'm sick of this basic bilaterally symmetric body. I want radial symmetry, and to be...
q log #62: I'm sick of this basic bilaterally symmetric body. I want radial symmetry, and to be able to use the extra limbs that my body keeps insisting I have. I hate that I can't use chromataphores, that I have bones. I just want to be the wet creature I've always known myself to be.- quagma
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q log #62: the Horrors persist. and so do i.
q log #62: the Horrors persist. and so do i.- quagma
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