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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    21 years ago was 7 times ago.

    21 years ago was 7 times ago.
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I didn't read any of those "busy"s as "busy".

    I didn't read any of those "busy"s as "busy".
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I always read the terms and conditions. A yogurt cup doesn't have those on it.

    I always read the terms and conditions. A yogurt cup doesn't have those on it.
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I played Subnautica in VR and it made me hallucinate that I was underwater, and it made it hard...

    I played Subnautica in VR and it made me hallucinate that I was underwater, and it made it hard for me to breathe for a month.
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I don't think, that if full dive VR ever became a thing, that I would be able to play it safely...

    I don't think, that if full dive VR ever became a thing, that I would be able to play it safely. I played Valheim in regular VR for just 3 hours, and I hallucinated that I was still holding my sword and shield for two weeks.
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Good morning.

    Good morning.
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    They call it a yogurt cup, but it only contains a half cup of yogurt... Why?

    They call it a yogurt cup, but it only contains a half cup of yogurt... Why?
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

    An hour and forty-six minutes was how long you laid on the ground after getting rammed in by...

    An hour and forty-six minutes was how long you laid on the ground after getting rammed in by that Ford Focus. You were out cold for three days. When you woke up in the hospital, you asked if you could go fight the Ford Focus that hit you. The doctors had to tie you down to the bed because you...
  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I found the cigars and milk. The cigars are in their box and the milk is in the fridge.

    I found the cigars and milk. The cigars are in their box and the milk is in the fridge.
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Looks like you got smacked by a ford focus a couple times.

    Looks like you got smacked by a ford focus a couple times.
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Florida man bites off other Florida man's cock. Gets pregnant with triplets. Spits some seed out...

    Florida man bites off other Florida man's cock. Gets pregnant with triplets. Spits some seed out onto rock. Rock is also pregnant. Florida man also has skull pregnancy.
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I did not win the lottery. All of my numbers were off by exactly 3 on each.

    I did not win the lottery. All of my numbers were off by exactly 3 on each.
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    It's raining.

    It's raining.
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I won't be able to grab things properly if I have 2 meter arms, and I won't be able to stand up...

    I won't be able to grab things properly if I have 2 meter arms, and I won't be able to stand up after falling if I have long legs. I am six inches tall.
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Long Wang.

    Long Wang.
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Fuk Yu.

    Fuk Yu.
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I ate dinner, I got a new couch, and I got ice cream afterward. This day can't possibly get...

    I ate dinner, I got a new couch, and I got ice cream afterward. This day can't possibly get better, unless I win the lottery tonight.
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Does it taste like butterscotch?

    Does it taste like butterscotch?
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    You eat the stone? I also eat stone-yeem!

    You eat the stone? I also eat stone-yeem!
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Sleep. I will definitely not drown you tonight.

    Sleep. I will definitely not drown you tonight.
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