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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    My package will be here within the month. I say month, because it's coming from the complete...

    My package will be here within the month. I say month, because it's coming from the complete opposite side of the country...
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Split the word 'therapist' into two words between the 'e' and the 'r'... You will know...

    Split the word 'therapist' into two words between the 'e' and the 'r'... You will know...
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    First, slather your face in ice cold water. Next, drink caffeine. Then, jump into an ice cold...

    First, slather your face in ice cold water. Next, drink caffeine. Then, jump into an ice cold shower. After that, we ball.
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    No... I do not consent.(intrusive thought that I will leave here to display my shame.)

    No... I do not consent.(intrusive thought that I will leave here to display my shame.)
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Leave the enclosure and meet other primates, if possible, then. I cannot leave mine because the...

    Leave the enclosure and meet other primates, if possible, then. I cannot leave mine because the nearest thing is a gas station 5 miles away, and there are too many hills to ride a bike.
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I'm afraid to shit myself right now. I am having a viewing of Extreme Diarrhea 3: Out of Paper...

    I'm afraid to shit myself right now. I am having a viewing of Extreme Diarrhea 3: Out of Paper 2: The Night Runs.
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The breadwinner is the person who earns money for their household so that they can afford...

    The breadwinner is the person who earns money for their household so that they can afford housing, food, water, clothing, and other things. There can be multiple in one household.
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

    By the power of magic.

    By the power of magic.
  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    What's this about four big GAIs?

    What's this about four big GAIs?
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I get four and a half months off after today! Yay!

    I get four and a half months off after today! Yay!
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The saying "it takes a village to raise a child" actually means that if you do something bad in...

    The saying "it takes a village to raise a child" actually means that if you do something bad in front of Timmy's mom, then she'll beat your ass and then tell every other mother in the village, who each will also beat your ass.
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I would end up like this after one.

    I would end up like this after one.
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    My couch is an evil bastard and decided it wanted to stab me. Evil bastard couch.

    My couch is an evil bastard and decided it wanted to stab me. Evil bastard couch.
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