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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I didn't know your eyes had balls...

    I didn't know your eyes had balls...
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Gone.

    Gone.
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    (o으o)

    (o으o)
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    @Anonjohn20

    @Anonjohn20
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Two men and a woman walk into a bar. All of them get drunk, and the two men start arguing over...

    Two men and a woman walk into a bar. All of them get drunk, and the two men start arguing over whose penar is bigger. "Mine's six inches," said one man, and the other replied, "Oh, yeah? Well mine's six and a half." Suddenly, the woman chimes in and says, "Mine is 8 inches."
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I'm gonna add milk to you instead of water so that you rehydrate into a mega milky mommy cow.

    I'm gonna add milk to you instead of water so that you rehydrate into a mega milky mommy cow.
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    That is a big penar stain.

    That is a big penar stain.
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

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  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    [IMG] I had an accident in which I spilt a large amount of ice water from my water cylinder on...

    I had an accident in which I spilt a large amount of ice water from my water cylinder on myself. My ass is cold.
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I had to stop drinking the spicy water because even a single low-spicewater content drink causes...

    I had to stop drinking the spicy water because even a single low-spicewater content drink causes me to get drunk as hell. Any more spicy water and I would probably die(but actually).
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    You're sick...

    You're sick...
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    No. It was obtained at an auction.

    No. It was obtained at an auction.
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I like pepperoncini, but I especially like it when it's been sat out and dried. I like to eat it...

    I like pepperoncini, but I especially like it when it's been sat out and dried. I like to eat it with pistachios.
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I used to have a traffic light. Traffic lights are about a meter tall, and are much larger than...

    I used to have a traffic light. Traffic lights are about a meter tall, and are much larger than they look when they're hanging above the street.
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Windge.
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Sure. Don't flip the table, or I will beat your booty red.

    Sure. Don't flip the table, or I will beat your booty red.
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Nyuum!
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    It's raining. I also got pizza.

    It's raining. I also got pizza.
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Nyuum!
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Nyuum!
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