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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    What do you mean by "ghosts don't exist"? I have seen ghosts in the presence of my family...

    What do you mean by "ghosts don't exist"? I have seen ghosts in the presence of my family members, who have seen them too at the same time.
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I had a dream that I was a jolly green futanari giantess, and that I was being made sweet love...

    I had a dream that I was a jolly green futanari giantess, and that I was being made sweet love to by a tanned tomboy futanari giantess. There was a crowd of regular sized people watching us.
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I need some food...

    I need some food...
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    My grandma sometimes says "I'm tired and retired," but other times she says the words "I'm tard...

    My grandma sometimes says "I'm tired and retired," but other times she says the words "I'm tard and retard."
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Theulmneishx telko'oixyamn, numyni'iarmn exot'deltria! Thaltoriaxmn altomniamn, moureumn...

    Theulmneishx telko'oixyamn, numyni'iarmn exot'deltria! Thaltoriaxmn altomniamn, moureumn komplenm Terramnil, orbixeat Soltaix!
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I love spaghetti, but not that much.

    I love spaghetti, but not that much.
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Cars are technically multi-seater wheel chairs.

    Cars are technically multi-seater wheel chairs.
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Sure, you can have the wheels, but only wheel chairs.

    Sure, you can have the wheels, but only wheel chairs.
  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    What is the meal?

    What is the meal?
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I am the one with legs. No one else has them. It is illegal for anyone but me to have legs.

    I am the one with legs. No one else has them. It is illegal for anyone but me to have legs.
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I cannot see shit in both the literal and actual meanings.

    I cannot see shit in both the literal and actual meanings.
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Neither have I, now that I think about it. Strange...

    Neither have I, now that I think about it. Strange...
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Thanks. You're a pal.

    Thanks. You're a pal.
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I don't smoke anything, because of two reasons. One: I can't afford it. Two: I can't afford it.

    I don't smoke anything, because of two reasons. One: I can't afford it. Two: I can't afford it.
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    If you touch your butthole after the second wipe, then you will know without necessarily needing...

    If you touch your butthole after the second wipe, then you will know without necessarily needing a third(it's still possible to need a third).
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Good afternoon-yeem~:blob_nom:

    Good afternoon-yeem~:blob_nom:
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    We are now in the eighth iteration.

    We are now in the eighth iteration.
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I prefer numinous treasures.

    I prefer numinous treasures.
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Each time is not a chronology, but rather an iteration of reality.

    Each time is not a chronology, but rather an iteration of reality.
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    You mean the kind where you're properly conscious of the dream, and you summon cthulhu, then you...

    You mean the kind where you're properly conscious of the dream, and you summon cthulhu, then you reach out your hand and pinch him up and eat him whole?
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