Apparently, according to my sources(not telling who), a deep fried pizza just tastes like a regular pizza. I might have to independently verify that myself, because it sounds interesting.
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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. All of them get drunk, and the two men start arguing over whose penar is bigger. "Mine's six inches," said one man, and the other replied, "Oh, yeah? Well mine's six and a half." Suddenly, the woman chimes in and says, "Mine is 8 inches."
I had an accident in which I spilt a large amount of ice water from my water cylinder on myself. My ass is cold.
I like pepperoncini, but I especially like it when it's been sat out and dried. I like to eat it with pistachios.
It's raining. I also got pizza.
I feel anxious. Like I might get jumped. I am laying in bed. I still feel like I might get jumped.
I have no energy recently. Eating doesn't help. Hydrating properly doesn't help. Sleeping doesn't help. What am I supposed to do? I've been mostly asleep with only a little bit of wakefulness for the past 4 days.
I dreamt I was a great and powerful deity with the power to create and destroy worlds. I fell in love with a mortal woman, so I offered my blessing if she would become my wife. We had two children. My blessing made her immortal.
Tea time.
I just ate the most depressing meal(?) ever. A one ounce bag of chips(crisps, inn'it) and a glass of milk.
It is 4:40 AM, and I am hungry.
The year is 1779 and I am horny.
He does not norg.
I had a dream that I was a jolly green futanari giantess, and that I was being made sweet love to by a tanned tomboy futanari giantess. There was a crowd of regular sized people watching us.
I need some food...
My grandma sometimes says "I'm tired and retired," but other times she says the words "I'm tard and retard."
Theulmneishx telko'oixyamn, numyni'iarmn exot'deltria! Thaltoriaxmn altomniamn, moureumn komplenm Terramnil, orbixeat Soltaix!
I am the one with legs. No one else has them. It is illegal for anyone but me to have legs.
I cannot see shit in both the literal and actual meanings.
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