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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    And there aren't any laws against cannibalism or bestiality. The only that can stop a cannibal...

    And there aren't any laws against cannibalism or bestiality. The only that can stop a cannibal is that you didn't consent to give them your flesh.
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Or in a truck bed, and on a highway, without any kind of restraints or safety harnesses.

    Or in a truck bed, and on a highway, without any kind of restraints or safety harnesses.
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I can also ride in a vehicle without a seatbelt now that I'm 21, and would only have to put it...

    I can also ride in a vehicle without a seatbelt now that I'm 21, and would only have to put it on right before crossing state lines.
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I forgot to put that the supervisor has to be a relative, and the property has to be owned by a...

    I forgot to put that the supervisor has to be a relative, and the property has to be owned by a relative as well. Don't want any confusion.
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    How'd it get dark?

    How'd it get dark?
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Nice mammaries.

    Nice mammaries.
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Minors aged 15+ are legally allowed to drink any alcoholic beverage where I live, so long as...

    Minors aged 15+ are legally allowed to drink any alcoholic beverage where I live, so long as they are supervised by a sober adult, whose age is 21 years or greater, and are on private property with the consent of the property owner.
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

    (S)he should do it now.

    (S)he should do it now.
  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    You should become a mega milky mommy cow.

    You should become a mega milky mommy cow.
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    You would know. You sucked him off for 25¢.

    You would know. You sucked him off for 25¢.
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Hap birf!

    Hap birf!
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Hap birf!

    Hap birf!
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Waiter! Waiter! My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!

    Waiter! Waiter! My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I just learned that bpa mimics estrogen in the body.

    I just learned that bpa mimics estrogen in the body.
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Silver and other food, fine sir.

    Silver and other food, fine sir.
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    (o으o)

    (o으o)
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I just told my younger brother that we would be out all day again tomorrow, and he whined. I...

    I just told my younger brother that we would be out all day again tomorrow, and he whined. I told him that unless he is capable of resurrecting the dead, then he is not allowed to complain.
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Thelto'exiamn, ilxamnia'amnyth'esh! Telto'iimna thargamnshshmye! Torglethex Antima'alet...

    Thelto'exiamn, ilxamnia'amnyth'esh! Telto'iimna thargamnshshmye! Torglethex Antima'alet! Nuorthixam toltrigm'esh! Noi'il Azathoth
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Alternatively, you could smoke that shit.

    Alternatively, you could smoke that shit.
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    They lied.

    They lied.
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