ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 12:07 PM

Got into another worthless xitter argument with a Japanese guy talking about Indonesian Muslim burials smelling bad (they don't. They smell like dirt and trees, like Christian burials.)

I just about lost it when he tried to claim that Japanese people by nature have more sensitive and superior senses of smell, taste, hearing, and touch

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 11:05 AM

Living the experience of staying in the city where you were born in, but not having and not understanding the local dialect

I could write a book about this and win a bunch of literary awards

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  Macha

• Yesterday at 8:23 AM

Indonesian people rn

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 6:30 AM

The prompt for this short story competition fits really well with an idea I recently came up with, but the problem is the $5 submission fee.

Five buckaroonies in this economy?

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 5:32 AM

I've sort of entered a zen state of mind now that I know the Spurs aren't winning this series. At first I thought it was the no-calls and turnovers killing them, but no, they're just not there yet with their current squad.

Also give wemby the fucking ball more. Every possession. Give it to him every possession and let him score 40

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 1:33 AM

These forums are like a BeanBoozled mega pack of mental states

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  Alski

• Friday at 3:15 PM

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=824984076997685

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  ShrimpShady

• Friday at 2:54 PM

Music recommendation:

One of the sickest modern guitar riffs. Sadly I'm not that into metal

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  ShrimpShady

• Friday at 8:22 AM

Now that the Cleveland Cavaliers are down 2-0 to the Knicks, I am reminded that my dad did a short course thing in Columbus, Ohio in 2009. He also told me that he went to see a basketball game while in the US.

This could mean that my dad got to witness in person the GOAT LEBRON RAYMONE JAMES SR. in his first MVP season

fuck my chud basketball life

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  ShrimpShady

• Friday at 2:29 AM

Only two possibilities:

Eurovision is satire and everyone is in on the joke

Or

Europeans (and those other guys) have irredeemably dogshit taste in music

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  Erysion

• Thursday at 10:56 AM

Image you can hear.

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 10:02 AM

Hate when I'm watching a completely innocuous video but then the youtuber decides to randomly insert their opinion on a hot button political issue

This, of course, is only the case when I don't agree with the opinion. If I do, then they're based and should do it more

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 7:37 AM

To solve the refereeing in game 3, every attending Spurs fan (except the children and the 7 baddies in San Antonio) should threaten to hold their breaths on the spot until they pass out if the refs let those Thunder boys get away with any more bullshit. It would be a massive scandal

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 4:50 AM

I promise I won't let the results of a basketball game piss me off for the rest of the day. I promise I can be trusted with that gun

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 4:07 AM

I think I'd actually vibe pretty well with North Korea. We have a lot in common

For example, I also want to execute my athletes when they perform poorly

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 12:06 PM

The people are noticing

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 10:09 AM

There are great evils in the world-nya

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 6:12 AM

My mom, throughout her middle ages, has embodied every recent generation of teenage girl fandom: from Twilight, to One Direction, and now BTS

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 11:50 PM

Not now kitten daddy's busy rejecting the evidence of his eyes and ears

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 4:11 PM

I've been asking the same thing. We are being conditioned to spend more time in East Asian-aestheticized cafes and bookstores (with cats), and to turn to consumption (and cats) for healing and comfort instead of third spaces and real human connection. Wake up