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    Terrible. I'm doxxing your house and sending your workplace a doctored photograph of you selling crack to a pregnant lady
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    If a straight romance also features a platonic friendship between the sexes, that's an easy at least 7/10 in my books
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    Like I mean absolute unfathomable fear. Every sensation in my body was pointing towards me pissing myself. Even after I made it to the...
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    An hour later it resulted in a bizarre dizzy spell where I felt for sure that I was going to piss myself Never fucking with citrus...
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    I got some citrus coffee. It's just as bad as I remembered
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    I woldn't want to infringe upon the mooer
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    Rule #1 of ShrimpShady School of Life
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    I'm going to use that sentence in something, somewhere. I have nothing to lose.
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    Yeah it was basically like that
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    "The babbling brook bubbled with an effervescent tickling like the tender torso of a miniature ethereal unicorn." JayMark
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    I was watching a video on how to write beautiful sentences that will make your readers weep, and as a positive example, the guy pulls...
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