ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 2:59 PM

I was watching a video on how to write beautiful sentences that will make your readers weep, and as a positive example, the guy pulls out a passage from his own book. It was purple babbling dogshit.

So I looked up his book on goodreads, only to see that it has a single one star rating and review.

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 1:46 PM

They're out here holding wasian meetups

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 11:51 AM

That thing? Yeah, didn't happen. But if it did, good

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 11:09 AM

I was reading a book and accidentally flipped 10 pages ahead and the first sentence was one of the characters dying

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 5:45 AM

Two sides of my Youtube subscription feed meeting

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 2:59 AM

Hot take: the Soviet Union won the space race.

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  JayMark

• Today at 1:00 AM

https://x.com/i/status/2054588533902389629

It's a shrimp.

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 3:00 PM

I consumed 4 (four) milk-based products today. Lactose intolerance is stuck in here with me

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 2:47 PM

The main manga publisher here has an anniversary sale going on now, and a 70% discount amounts to standard 2010 prices

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 7:53 AM

Japanese rappers have it on easy mode

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 6:30 AM

Saw a lone copy of Finnegans Wake at the bookstore today. I was tempted to cop it but I don't think I'm quite ready to be that unbearable yet

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Tuesday at 12:35 PM

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 11:32 AM

I see so many East Asian books at the bookstore about East Asians at the bookstore with cats in them, and I always have to roll my eyes because I automatically assume they're gonna be "omg comfy cat and bookstore" slop (even though I've never read anything that could be considered that).

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 3:28 PM

I don't know the full scoop on what's been going on with BetterHelp, but it's always a jumpscare whenever a content creator I really like is sponsored by them in the big 2026

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  JayMark

• Monday at 9:23 AM

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 12:02 AM

Shromp Rule #

Is your worldview built on cuckold porn? More likely than you think.

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 10:50 AM

I can't stand to see misinformation being spread about Tung Tung Tung Sahur

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 5:36 AM

I previously toiled with the idea of making an alt that's ShrimpShady but meaner, but maybe I should actually make a bunch of ShrimpShady but kinder accounts so that the delicate critters on these forums can know that they have a friend

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  ShrimpShady

• Saturday at 4:19 PM

Nothing's really stopping me from just consuming Dostoevsky's whole discography

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  JayMark

• Saturday at 12:37 PM

I reincarnated as a shrimp with psychic powers

In the ocean's depth, an unexpected menace grows. An ordinary parasite wouldn't develop this fast. However, this one is an ancient human helped by a system. The system must help him become a God. His abilities will help him survive in a foreign world. Moreover, the parasite has an interesting...

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