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  1. ShrimpShady

    Not you *deletes jaymark.mp4*

    Not you *deletes jaymark.mp4*
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    Oh blood sucking as a metaphor for sexual intercourse, I will never get tired of you

    Oh blood sucking as a metaphor for sexual intercourse, I will never get tired of you
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    "Pretty good painting right? Well, you just enjoyed one of Hitler's—" No, it sucked. The...

    "Pretty good painting right? Well, you just enjoyed one of Hitler's—" No, it sucked. The painting sucked. He wasn't very good at painting. The painting was bad
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    Whoops forgot to switch my account. I love everybody here, even if they are of an inferior...

    Whoops forgot to switch my account. I love everybody here, even if they are of an inferior species :blob_hug:
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    @JayMark don't kiss me with your diseased cow lips :blob_thor: @Conqueror_Quack Maybe just not...

    @JayMark don't kiss me with your diseased cow lips :blob_thor: @Conqueror_Quack Maybe just not your kind :blob_thor: @Assurbanipal_II Humans are responsible for millions of shrimp deaths each year. Meanwhile, shrimps are only responsible for a few human deaths--mainly through allergies. It is...
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    Sometimes I feel like making another forums account that's shrimpshady but meaner. I have been...

    Sometimes I feel like making another forums account that's shrimpshady but meaner. I have been very kind on this account, and karmic balance must be restored :blob_thor:
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    You start drooling when you see a chalkboard? :blob_drool:

    You start drooling when you see a chalkboard? :blob_drool:
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    I'm guessing that's an organ of sorts :blob_hmm:

    I'm guessing that's an organ of sorts :blob_hmm:
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    Learning about world history is a whole lot of "This guy conquered one of the largest swathes...

    Learning about world history is a whole lot of "This guy conquered one of the largest swathes of land in history, collapsing civilizations that lasted millennia while forming an empire that would last until his death 7 months later at age 19... while you, dear reader, are a failure who can't...
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    The darkest stain on the country's history, though a few others come close. The worst part is...

    The darkest stain on the country's history, though a few others come close. The worst part is perhaps that nobody involved has faced any sort of consequences. Remember seeing someone say somewhere that it's like walking into Germany and seeing that the Nazis won
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    Music recommendation [MEDIA] It is Eid al-Fitr, and I feel like recommending something fitting...

    Music recommendation It is Eid al-Fitr, and I feel like recommending something fitting now that I've been relinquished of my daily mission. The thing is, however, contemporary Islamic music is kinda terrible. Much like CCM. So I can't in good faith (ha) recommend any of it. Therefore, here's...
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    As I've achieved my goal of a full year of music recommendations, I'll just recommend songs...

    As I've achieved my goal of a full year of music recommendations, I'll just recommend songs whenever I want to instead of every day :blob_aww:
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    Every single aspect of the song is tasteful, from Thom's ephemeral vocal performance and...

    Every single aspect of the song is tasteful, from Thom's ephemeral vocal performance and evocative chord voicings, to Jonny in the song's climax. Such a perfect track from a perfect band (political SNAFUs aside)
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    Daily music recommendation #365!!!!! [MEDIA] Well it's been 1 year of music recommendations...

    Daily music recommendation #365!!!!! Well it's been 1 year of music recommendations. What better way to wrap up this series than perhaps my favorite song of all time. It has accompanied me through... COVID online learning :blob_shock: That yearning for genuine human connection just speaks to me.
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    My dad's a professor in the big local college here so he kinda knows everyone or at least how to...

    My dad's a professor in the big local college here so he kinda knows everyone or at least how to relate to everyone
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    I'm terrified of how my dad can just randomly start conversations with strangers in public

    I'm terrified of how my dad can just randomly start conversations with strangers in public
  17. ShrimpShady

    [IMG] The forum experience

    The forum experience
  18. ShrimpShady

    Marathon has been pretty fun

    Been trying to get into it, but it's just such a slog to get through I mean, 26 miles???
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    Science forums to ask questions?

    I think you can use Stack Exchange for that stuff :blob_hmm:
  20. ShrimpShady

    I dont think that's it

    I dont think that's it
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