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  1. ShrimpShady

    Went to bed at 11 PM, woke up at 2 AM, straight up could not fall back asleep until about 5...

    Went to bed at 11 PM, woke up at 2 AM, straight up could not fall back asleep until about 5. What is actually wrong with me
  2. ShrimpShady

    It did spread to his brain, yes. That's what did him in

    It did spread to his brain, yes. That's what did him in
  3. ShrimpShady

    Alexander the Great owed me 20 bucks before he died of ball cancer (I was there, I saw it)

    Alexander the Great owed me 20 bucks before he died of ball cancer (I was there, I saw it)
  4. ShrimpShady

    My youtube algorithm's been so weird lately showing me content completely irrelevant to me...

    My youtube algorithm's been so weird lately showing me content completely irrelevant to me Like who the fuck is this
  5. ShrimpShady

    Never read him :blob_shade:

    Never read him :blob_shade:
  6. ShrimpShady

    I remember reading Journey to the Centre of the Earth by Jules Verne and being surprised by just...

    I remember reading Journey to the Centre of the Earth by Jules Verne and being surprised by just how it's one big nothingburger with a few extinct animals popping up and doing some shit before dipping. One of the biggest frauds of all time in the cesspool of frauds that is classic lit Thank god...
  7. ShrimpShady

    The shrimp hoard is coming for you 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐

    The shrimp hoard is coming for you 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐 🦐
  8. ShrimpShady

    My cousin's a grown ass man who won't eat his vegetables. This generation is cooked

    My cousin's a grown ass man who won't eat his vegetables. This generation is cooked
  9. ShrimpShady

    Sharing knowledge about glorious Nippon is my doody

    Sharing knowledge about glorious Nippon is my doody
  10. ShrimpShady

    In Japan, there is a belief that the food you eat today will become what you poop tomorrow...

    In Japan, there is a belief that the food you eat today will become what you poop tomorrow... This concept, called 消化器系 in Japanese, is a central part of the people's way of life, emphasizing that you can only get out what you put into something. Like and share if you think this is beautiful too
  11. ShrimpShady

    Nah fuck him (n)

    Nah fuck him (n)
  12. ShrimpShady

    Nothing gets me started quite like people calling something I've known for years an industry...

    Nothing gets me started quite like people calling something I've known for years an industry plant :blob_thor:
  13. ShrimpShady

    Music recommendation: [MEDIA]

    Music recommendation:
  14. ShrimpShady

    Oh that's it them's fighting words

    Oh that's it them's fighting words
  15. ShrimpShady

    And idk they just make that shit so good. Maybe put some crack in it

    And idk they just make that shit so good. Maybe put some crack in it
  16. ShrimpShady

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  17. ShrimpShady

    I lowkey talk a little gay sometimes. Signals that I come in peace

    I lowkey talk a little gay sometimes. Signals that I come in peace
  18. ShrimpShady

    Every time I go out to buy a smoothie I have to affirm that I am, in fact, not gay and just...

    Every time I go out to buy a smoothie I have to affirm that I am, in fact, not gay and just mildly health conscious Imagine my shock then when they handed me an extra thick smoothie that I had to suck really hard to enjoy #justmanlythings #itshardforstr8guys
  19. ShrimpShady

    It's best to keep a desk lamp with impossible perspective so you can wake up easily

    It's best to keep a desk lamp with impossible perspective so you can wake up easily
  20. ShrimpShady

    LeBron's better

    LeBron's better
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