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  1. ShrimpShady

    When I first heard of "the fear of being perceived" and its variations, I thought it was some...

    When I first heard of "the fear of being perceived" and its variations, I thought it was some dumb bullshit tumblr pop psych neologism, but then I realized I'd been living with it my whole life. Nothing really is more cringe than the self
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    Napping inside a vehicle is fast travel

    Napping inside a vehicle is fast travel
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    Me and my extended mom-side family had an overnight layover in Bangkok a few years ago, and when...

    Me and my extended mom-side family had an overnight layover in Bangkok a few years ago, and when the hotel reception told us that no 10 people weren't allowed to stay in 2 rooms, we were all shocked as hell. In that moment that I still look back on I learnt what it meant to be a third world...
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    But hey I guess that I means I can compare and contrast

    But hey I guess that I means I can compare and contrast
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    I was reading a book and one of the scenes was so eerily similar to something I had written...

    I was reading a book and one of the scenes was so eerily similar to something I had written. Down to the setting, the pacing kinda, the story beats, down to the tone of the narration. Freaked me out :blob_shock:
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    Do you prefer more detail, or less detail when it comes to the environment in a story.

    I believe that the setting only exists insofar as it's relevant to the story. If the setting matters (e.g. is where most of the story takes place, sets the tone, or is otherwise interesting), then I'd be interested to know more about it. If it doesn't matter, then I don't need to hear about it...
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    Jayson Markus you've been scaring me ever since you turned to cubism. I can hardly understand...

    Jayson Markus you've been scaring me ever since you turned to cubism. I can hardly understand what you're saying anymore. This isn't you... This isn't us... I'm sorry I think I need some time on my own
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    Sometimes when I'm hungry, I'd have a little voice pop up in my head saying precisely "I be...

    Sometimes when I'm hungry, I'd have a little voice pop up in my head saying precisely "I be hungry as shit ngl". It just pops up without my consent. Maybe I'm one of the last people still with a bicameral mind
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    I knew I could count on him

    I knew I could count on him
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    > cow > likes grass Next you're gonna tell me the pope's catholic

    > cow > likes grass Next you're gonna tell me the pope's catholic
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    @georgelee5786 I'm simply blending into human customs for when I take over @AstreiaNyx whack 🦯

    @georgelee5786 I'm simply blending into human customs for when I take over @AstreiaNyx whack 🦯
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    A thousand lashes for people who enjoy citrus in their coffee

    A thousand lashes for people who enjoy citrus in their coffee
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    One of my favorite examples of this is from the manga/anime Call of the Night where the immortal...

    One of my favorite examples of this is from the manga/anime Call of the Night where the immortal vampire who looks like a teenage girl isn't thousands or even hundreds of years old, but like, in her late 30s to 40s. Idk just having her still be of human age is really funny to me
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    [MEDIA] I understand this is performative non-fiction knowledge acquisition slop for people who...

    I understand this is performative non-fiction knowledge acquisition slop for people who dream about their LinkedIn karma or whatever, but the title's so funny to me "5 books that will teach you more than any degree" as if college degrees don't have you reading a bunch of shit anyway
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    The first step to stopping an AI robot takeover is by keeping the robots pathetic and impotent...

    The first step to stopping an AI robot takeover is by keeping the robots pathetic and impotent except for very specific tasks. Under no circumstances should they appear or act human or have human dexterity. Robots can't replace us if they look like this: Because they won't be able to...
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    If they come out with mass-produced humanoid robots I'm destroying every single one I come...

    If they come out with mass-produced humanoid robots I'm destroying every single one I come across with a sledgehammer
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    Anyone else had weird, one-sided beef with an older person when they were a kid? One of my...

    Anyone else had weird, one-sided beef with an older person when they were a kid? One of my friends had an older cousin who just hated me for some reason. A 20-something year old beefing with an 11 year old. I had no idea what their problem was They got in a motorcycle accident some time later...
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    If I was the government I'd approve all of the stories so long as they don't have the shitty...

    If I was the government I'd approve all of the stories so long as they don't have the shitty cartoony covers that a lot of YA romance books have now. My political ideology is being against bad covers
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    I feel like at this point we should've figured out how to make books free. You're telling me...

    I feel like at this point we should've figured out how to make books free. You're telling me that we've had books for how many thousands of years and yet we still gotta pay for them? Sounds like a scam to me.
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    I prefer beef personally

    I prefer beef personally
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