ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 5:56 PM

I understand this is performative non-fiction knowledge acquisition slop for people who dream about their LinkedIn karma or whatever, but the title's so funny to me

"5 books that will teach you more than any degree" as if college degrees don't have you reading a bunch of shit anyway

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 1:49 PM

If they come out with mass-produced humanoid robots I'm destroying every single one I come across with a sledgehammer

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 11:49 AM

Anyone else had weird, one-sided beef with an older person when they were a kid?

One of my friends had an older cousin who just hated me for some reason. A 20-something year old beefing with an 11 year old. I had no idea what their problem was

They got in a motorcycle accident some time later and I was ecstatic

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 9:24 AM

I feel like at this point we should've figured out how to make books free. You're telling me that we've had books for how many thousands of years and yet we still gotta pay for them? Sounds like a scam to me.

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 11:41 AM

Notice how as a restaurant gets fancier, as the portions get smaller, you also lose more elements of the menu

First the quirky graphic design

Then the pictures

Then the prices

You're not ready for what happens in the restaurants with no text on the menus

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 7:38 AM

Shromp Rule #

Change feels like an attack to those who benefit from the status quo-nya

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  ShrimpShady

• Saturday at 2:56 PM

Sometimes the motorcycle taxis here will take on-the-spot, off-app orders in busy places. For the passenger, it's convenient. For the rider, they get to keep the whole fare because it's off the books.

Why then do they charge way more than the app fare in these situations? Bro you're already getting the whole thing. Why such an upcharge?

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  ShrimpShady

• Saturday at 12:16 PM

Just read Dostoevsky's White Nights

Oh Nastenka!

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  ShrimpShady

• Saturday at 10:33 AM

I wanna be a park ranger lowk

But I have to be guarding a cool animal like a rhino or elephant and not like a weird mole thing

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  ShrimpShady

• Saturday at 6:21 AM

Cannibalism isn't even the worst thing ever tbh. At least they're not stealing stop signs or something

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  ShrimpShady

• Saturday at 2:41 AM

Shromp Rule #

You can indict a ham sandwich but you can't make it drink

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  ShrimpShady

• Friday at 12:54 PM

Someone should record every second of their every day for the rest of their lives to conclusively determine if deja vu is legit or not

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  Tempokai

• Friday at 6:06 AM

Unofficial music rec #1:

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  ShrimpShady

• Friday at 5:45 AM

When I was a kid I didn't even consider that the Backyardigans were black

Maybe I'm a bad person

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  ShrimpShady

• Friday at 1:25 AM

Shromp Rule #

Nothing is real

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 11:09 AM

Your reading experience of "boring" classic works such as To Kill A Mockingbird will be greatly improved by imagining them as a slice of life iyashikei light novel instead

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 10:16 AM

Are there non-white soyjaks too? All of the most well-known soyjaks have been based on white folk. I wonder who'll finally break the color barrier

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  Louhi

• Thursday at 6:21 AM

We Hormuz now

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1429500565885374&id=100064763316351

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 5:18 PM

Maybe I should try writing a comedy. One of my (forever) WIPs has a lot of (imo) solid comedic moments, but I guess I've just unconsciously restricted myself from writing with anything other than stone-faced reverence

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 4:17 PM

Shromp Rule #

Don't follow bad rules