Shromp Rule # 
Change feels like an attack to those who benefit from the status quo-nya
Change feels like an attack to those who benefit from the status quo-nya
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Sometimes the motorcycle taxis here will take on-the-spot, off-app orders in busy places. For the passenger, it's convenient. For the rider, they get to keep the whole fare because it's off the books.
Why then do they charge way more than the app fare in these situations? Bro you're already getting the whole thing. Why such an upcharge?
Just read Dostoevsky's White Nights
Oh Nastenka!
I wanna be a park ranger lowk
But I have to be guarding a cool animal like a rhino or elephant and not like a weird mole thing
Cannibalism isn't even the worst thing ever tbh. At least they're not stealing stop signs or something
Shromp Rule #
You can indict a ham sandwich but you can't make it drink
Someone should record every second of their every day for the rest of their lives to conclusively determine if deja vu is legit or not
Unofficial music rec #1:
When I was a kid I didn't even consider that the Backyardigans were black
Maybe I'm a bad person
Shromp Rule #
Nothing is real
Your reading experience of "boring" classic works such as To Kill A Mockingbird will be greatly improved by imagining them as a slice of life iyashikei light novel instead
Are there non-white soyjaks too? All of the most well-known soyjaks have been based on white folk. I wonder who'll finally break the color barrier
Maybe I should try writing a comedy. One of my (forever) WIPs has a lot of (imo) solid comedic moments, but I guess I've just unconsciously restricted myself from writing with anything other than stone-faced reverence
Shromp Rule #
Don't follow bad rules
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Don't call them bitches bro
I'm sweatier than everybody else in this damn mall but that's cause I walked here. I struggle. I'M HUMAN, AND I'M WALKING. I'M ANIMATED, I'M ALIVE, MY HEART'S BIG, IT'S GOT HOT BLOOD GOING THROUGH IT FAST
Sometimes there are people more egregious than fandom tourists. These are the people who accuse others of being tourists despite also lacking knowledge
They are not tourists at this point. They are in transit
Accidentally took a (Southeast Asian Uber equivalent) ride that was actually within walking distance
Popular milk stall in Indonesia
Brand and tagline translate to:
Mother Darmi's Milk - Make Your Body Healthy with My Milk
Who came up with this shit -
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