ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• 10 minutes ago

Now that the Cleveland Cavaliers are down 2-0 to the Knicks, I am reminded that my dad did a short course thing in Columbus, Ohio in 2009. He also told me that he went to see a basketball game while in the US.

This could mean that my dad got to witness in person the GOAT LEBRON RAYMONE JAMES SR. in his first MVP season

fuck my chud basketball life

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 2:29 AM

Only two possibilities:

Eurovision is satire and everyone is in on the joke

Or

Europeans (and those other guys) have irredeemably dogshit taste in music

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  Erysion

• Yesterday at 10:56 AM

Image you can hear.

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 10:02 AM

Hate when I'm watching a completely innocuous video but then the youtuber decides to randomly insert their opinion on a hot button political issue

This, of course, is only the case when I don't agree with the opinion. If I do, then they're based and should do it more

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 7:37 AM

To solve the refereeing in game 3, every attending Spurs fan (except the children and the 7 baddies in San Antonio) should threaten to hold their breaths on the spot until they pass out if the refs let those Thunder boys get away with any more bullshit. It would be a massive scandal

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 4:50 AM

I promise I won't let the results of a basketball game piss me off for the rest of the day. I promise I can be trusted with that gun

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 4:07 AM

I think I'd actually vibe pretty well with North Korea. We have a lot in common

For example, I also want to execute my athletes when they perform poorly

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 12:06 PM

The people are noticing

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 10:09 AM

There are great evils in the world-nya

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 6:12 AM

My mom, throughout her middle ages, has embodied every recent generation of teenage girl fandom: from Twilight, to One Direction, and now BTS

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 11:50 PM

Not now kitten daddy's busy rejecting the evidence of his eyes and ears

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 4:11 PM

I've been asking the same thing. We are being conditioned to spend more time in East Asian-aestheticized cafes and bookstores (with cats), and to turn to consumption (and cats) for healing and comfort instead of third spaces and real human connection. Wake up

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  strayCat0

• Tuesday at 1:12 PM

Twitter is practically not functional nowadays.

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  Tempokai

• Tuesday at 11:55 AM

Random music rec #3:

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 10:50 AM

Blindly going into a bookstore and picking up whatever your impulses tell you to is a whole lot better than ordering the exact books you want online

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 4:52 AM

OKC, MVP, Shai's poopy

Spurs in 5

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  JayMark

• Monday at 2:26 PM

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Monday at 1:43 PM

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 1:06 PM

Ever since xitter auto-translate became a thing, I've been needing to restrain myself from pulling out every derogatory thing that could be said about Japan and its people. They gotta be one of the worst non-English-speaking demographic of xeeters

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 3:38 AM

Basketball's the only sport I care about but goddamn when it's bad, it's really bad