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Go to horns jail.

It's a The Long Dark reference. Wolves? Yeah, they'll kill you. A bear? If yer healthy, you might get left for dead, otherwise, yer toast. But Moose? Moose never kill you. No matter how bad you are, the moose won't kill you. You just lose half your health... AND get a Broken Ribs injury...

You'd think that, but they have Moose up there, and anything that ain't scare of a Moose ain't scared of anything. Remember: Wolves want to eat you. Bears want to kill you. Moose want you to SUFFER.

What's a flare? The only flares I know about are the red kind you use on the road when there has been an accident or the blue ones I use to scare off Timberwolves.

Ah. I find that writing is a numbers game I have about 9 times more crap I will never use than I have actually published/sold. Most of what you write is crap. That's just statistics. If you can get into the habit of writing EVERY DAY, regardless of quality, I assure you, that's what matters...

Just daydreaming. You said you haven't written anything in 7 years. I find daydreaming to be the planning stage. All I need is time to jot down whatever I'm thinking about and sooner or later I find some story to put it in. I can spend days thinking about a chapter, then about 1 hour actually...

You've never heard of fiverr? Huh. What country do you live in? I have an old laptop I'm not using. It works. It plugs in. It's got about 40 gigs and runs windows XP, I think. Bet you could write on it just fine. If you pay the shipping, I suppose I could mail it out to ya. Kinda heavy. This a...

So when did you stop daydreaming?

You want me to roll an Enchilada? I am very confused. Is this a human fetish thing?

Alas, it is no longer the 90's. The age of AI has changed the landscape for the struggling writer. I recommend going on fiverr. Anything you publish here cannot be sold as is, because someone will Google what you sell, if they find it on the internet, even if you wrote it, they can't use. When...

1) The first sentence is what grabs my attention to read the first paragraph. 2) The first paragraph is what sells the first chapter. 3) The first chapter gives me a question that the reader should be curious about and your book should be the only way to answer that question. 1. Planet Earth...

Ah. Of Course. *EXAGGERATED WINK AND HEAD NOD WHILE GIVING A THUMBS UP*

Press F to pay respects for Tay. ?️

Blood?

I thing the original poster is just trying to convince any virgins out there to have sex with 'em.

Ahhhh... this years harvest shall be both bountiful and a bright, bright red.

Oh course you do, oh spawn of mine. And you will need those memories as I am about to dump you into the evolution pit along with all the other spawn. Only one will be allowed to leave. GOOD LUCK! Daddy is rooting for you! *punt*

Have you tried watching the latest product from Disney? You should get excited for next product. Everyone is. You dont want to be thought of as different, do you? There are approved ways to be nonconforming. All your friends agree about this

Uhhhhhhhh... YEAH. So many planets with life in the galaxy. Yeah. Millions. They're everywhere. Nothing bad happened to any of them. Nobody plants life on planets just to later harvest said life for their memetic energy. The Great Culling? What's that? I have no idea what you are talking about...