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But I was sold a romance. There was a tag. ROMANCE. They meet in a rainstorm, spend one night in a cave, he falls in love, they are seperated for years. She is mind controled and forced to become his wife against his will, but he doesn't know she is his first love and he spends 79 CHAPTERS...

I got a video feed of a woman screaming in a shower. It wasn't running, and she is fully clothed. She is just standing there, screaming. It is live. She is still screaming. Her lung capacity is amazing. Wait. When you mean "adjacent", were we supposed to use whole numbers?

Some people like that. Look, there is a manga, There Were Times When I Wished You Were Dead I started reading because it had the tag, Romance. IT IS NOT A ROMANCE. It is 110 chapters of PAIN. the last 5 have started to turn t around, and I read the raws to see how it ends. there are 2...

[INCOHERANT OMNI-DIMENSIONAL SCREECHING THAT CAUSES YOUR EYES TO BLEED] ... Oh. And I got on trending for the third time yesterday.

If that doesn't make it clear that it's okay to use AI art, I don't know what will.

"OCD and ADHD" is an anagram for, "Cod Dad Hand"

I have fauxCD. I pretend to have OCD so I can bitch more about things that vaguely annoy me.

I'm the most dangerous nobody in the universe. That's your problem.

A hero is what we call someone, not what they call themselves. A hero cannot exist outside of context.

Alrightie... ALL THE WEAPONS Every weapon in d20 3.0/3.5 it'll give you many an idea. The file is like... 75k words long, but it includes optimization notes background/history. Should be useful. Big fan of the Notbora, but for sheer fun, you can't beat the caber.

Fluff.

THIS:

It's because they are an inferior people. These poorly written books are an attempt to pollute our precious bodily fluids.

AH. Simple. Nothing goes in your mouth unless you know how many calories and write it down. Every day, you total it up, and every week you total it up. And that's it. SELF-AWARENESS. The major problem with diet is we don't know what we are eating. Forcing yourself to read the label will change...

I have never seen a book with an erection.

I shoot them. In the face. Many times. I pull out my MtG mox gem deck with original printing lightning bolts and land destruction deck and beat him in a REAL CARD GAME.

I cursed them to ask for 1 star reviews in hopes of ruining everyone else's book to make mine seem better in comparison

I'd shout, "1800076jy2p!" Point at myself, "Marvin!" Point at my younger self, "Kilroy! Confirm!" My younger self would confirm. Then, since I set up passwords to tell myself ever since I was 7, should I ever travel through time, I would tell myself everything I could think of how to abuse...

Don't try to out weird me. I get stranger things than you in my breakfast cereal.

Incorrect. In what way is RANDOM ATOMS living? Is the air in front of you between your eyeballs and monitor alive? Life has a purpose, you just don't like it.