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  1. TheEldritchGod

    List of Suspected Piracy

    Don't have an Amazon account.
  2. TheEldritchGod

    List of Suspected Piracy

    No. Name is not Darlene. However, I have never had so much of a pain in the ass to get a sample of the damn work.
  3. TheEldritchGod

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    THAT'S NOT AN ANIME ELF!! THAT'S THREE CRUNCHY ROLL SUBSCRIBERS IN A TRENCHCOAT! What wrong with that, hun? THEY TOOK MY VIRGINITY! I MIGHT OF LIKED IT!
  4. TheEldritchGod

    List of Suspected Piracy

    No no no... TELL THEM TO KEEP IT UP, BUT SEND YOU THE MONEY AS WELL AS ANY MONEY THE SCAMMERS MADE BEFORE.
  5. TheEldritchGod

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    WHY??? I GO TO SLEEP FOR FIVE MINUTES AND YOU USE A MARKER TO WRITE DASHES ALL OVER MY FACE! WHHHHYYYYYYYYYY???
  6. TheEldritchGod

    Stories You Want to See

    Shit outta luck Not originally.
  7. TheEldritchGod

    Stories You Want to See

    See or read?
  8. TheEldritchGod

    Need music recommendations(similar to examples).

    I always check NCS on youtube.
  9. TheEldritchGod

    I need help deciding...

    I like long necks.
  10. TheEldritchGod

    Is there no Rules on here?

    Child, listen. Take a large corporation. In the 10k employee range. Ignore the external connections. Ignore the company interactions with others. Forget the products, forget employee salaries. Look at ONLY the internal economy. How is any large corporation organized, INTERNALLY? What...
  11. TheEldritchGod

    Is there no Rules on here?

    Yes. Your kind. A TROLL This is what you are, but to claim being a troll is a race is a joke. I'm glad I make you laugh, I am a very funny guy, much beloved by many. I strive to make the world a better place than I found it. Not waste people's time, like you. Ahhh... Like I said. It's so...
  12. TheEldritchGod

    Is there no Rules on here?

    My family was wiped out by communism. Mom was a refugee, dad was an orphan. Grandpa fought back, and because they couldn't get him, they found everyone with his last name, shot them, and cremated the corpses. If you want to write about communism, promote communism, or in general try to...
  13. TheEldritchGod

    Is there no Rules on here?

    And what's the problem?
  14. TheEldritchGod

    Interdimensional Cucking

    No. If you are cheating, you are cheating.
  15. TheEldritchGod

    Out of Context

    Jake blinked and turned back to Ivy, "Who the Hell needs thirteen virgins?" - Hotrod Lantern. Ch 11 And the last one... "I am Prince Sukka'mi'dik" -Hari-Kiri Nonfeasance, Ch 23
  16. TheEldritchGod

    Pro Tip: AI Assisted Glossary

    Oh. My wife uses the AIs more than me. She's working on an Otome based on Dead by Daylight. Do you want me to ask her which one is best for editing smut?
  17. TheEldritchGod

    Out of Context

    Catching a thermal, he started to gain altitude as he shouted back down, "I LOOK FORWARD TO HAVING DINNER WITH YOU AND PERHAPS DEVOURING YOUR FELINE!" - I Was Summoned, Ch 4
  18. TheEldritchGod

    Out of Context

    "So if I said you had a beautiful cock, would you hold it against me?" - Preview of the next chapter of FTS.
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