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I call other species/races what they are. Inferior.

Scribble Hub has themes? What? Is this like a cosmetic skin you can buy?

Just Today? Some... ONE? As in... Singular? Oh no. I did the right thing. That's the problem. Uhhh.... No? Why? Is... this a common thing? *glances around* Uhhh... no. This is not the void. I know the void. This? This is no void. *blinks* Have you tried... oh... I dunno... being happy? I...

Give him $5.01 I hate people who want tips. Charge me what you are worth, or fuck off. Pay you extra based on your service? How about you serve me without having any of those disgusting bones, then I'll give you a tip. They're like the cashier asking me if I want to donate to X charity. No...

I once wrote a 112 book encyclopedia of d20 3.0/3.5 Here's my entry on bestow curse. Should give you some ideas.

This also gives me that Christmas feeling:

I have a reaction score? I'm fairly sure such a thing is determined like THIS:

The war for life? Dude, Life has been at war with life FOREVER. Self-replicating order often disagrees with other forms of self-replicating order regarding what form of order should have resource access. Usually, this dispute is resolved in a process known as digestion.

Uhh... no. I was asking how juicy they were for the purpose of devouring with my eyes which are both sensory organ and maw. How Thicc? Seriously, what is wrong with you people? This forum is just straight-up weird sometimes.

On a scale of Zero to Hugh Jackman, I am a heavily concussed Rene Decarte.

As long as we're just sitting around and waiting, let's chat a bit. So... new author, huh? Out of curiosity, On a scale of beef jerky to watermelon, how juicy would you rate yourself?

Look. Every woman is going to test you. It's just what they do. I happened to like spicy women at the time I was in college, that's all. Look at it this way, if she comes at you and you freak out and go, "OMG, You totally stabbed me!" When all she really did was put a big gash on my arm, how can...

I created a new system of alternative physics based on a combination of quarks and monads to represent the manifestation of memetic energy.

Hey. I don't make the audience. The audience exists. Now you xan write the story you want, or you can write a story to make money. You usually can't do both. But yeah, don't ask me why, but this demographic exists and they have a lot of disposable income. They were sold a lie about how to be...

Oh. Not immune to death or anything, just, you know, chick's dig scars and I got quite a few. Mostly from the GF, mind you. Ever get stabbed with a broken glass candle stick? Don't. I dunno why but getting stabbed with metal, while often more dangerous, hurts way less. Not.. that I didn't have...

Well, I have no faith in anyone. So if ANY OF YOU need someone who will tell you that they don't believe you can achieve anything, just let me know and I'll be more than happy to explain in great detail, even mathematically, exactly how unlikely you are to succeed at anything and why your hopes...

THIS. No. Seriously. You wanna get a lot of readers? AIM FOR THE 30-50 Y.O. WINE BOX FEMALE DEMOGRAPHIC. So. You want to write softcore porn where there is a Female Lead who is fairly blank. She had a non-specific tortured life but is still young, hot, and physically fit, with Shrodinger's...

Hey. Hey, Buddy. C'mer. Yeah... Just a bit of advice? I think it might help with your attitude. *pats you on the shoulder* ... Oh. We're doing threats as well? "I'm going to straight up murder your friends, your family, your employees, your co-workers, your boss, your pets, quite possibly...

Bah. It's kinda like poison. You expose yourself to a small dose and eventually build up an immunity. Same thing with bullets. You shoot yourself with a small caliber until you build up your tolerance, then you slowly increase it until you are tanking quite nicely. Someone comes at you with a...

Is is a story about a man who figures out how to make hearts of stone that are animated golems and he uses them to perform heart transplants to save people's lives but there are unexpected consequences.