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Tabs? You mean... how many windows do I have open? I dunno. It depends on which program I'm running.

Yeah, but just because someone stabs you doesn't mean they don't care. I got stabbed all the time. It's just how some people express themselves. They understand it's wrong, they just need to work through it to get past it. They're just testing you, that's all.

Ehhh... not all of them. They're female fantasy so it leans a certain way, but I wouldn't say all of them. Seen some damn wholesome otome, personally. Yes, I used to ghostwrite bodice rippers. There was a time I'd do anything for a paycheck, Kay? Ehhh... not sure what you mean. I worked with...

All Toxic, All The Time: There Were Times When I Wished You Were Dead

Umpire.

"If I don't get at least 10 hearts by the end of business Friday, I will strangle a kitten." Just post that at the bottom of each chapter. I'm sure it work. You can have some of my kittens, just don't hog all the good strangling ones. I prefer kittens that give you a nice satisfying CRUNCH. Ya...

I peer out into the eternal void and find someone whose life seems interesting then describe what I am watching. I sometimes take liberties when he acts like an asshat.

*is slowly opening up a window into his apartment as you post* "Oh? I can't do this?" *quietly closes the window* "Damn."

I dunno... Let's find out. STATUS Stronk 14 Swole 16 Rizz 12 Chutzpah 22 Smert 24 FPS 11 Well, that's what shows up when I say "Status"

So I was thinking of maybe making a new "book" called "Scratch Pad" Scratch Pad is where I just post random stuff I may or may not make official in my actual stories. I've got a bunch of material I think about using, but don't. Side ideas, characters that didn't work, stuff I want to do in the...

I think so. Sometimes I fall asleep with YouTube on auto play. I suspect my Strange recommendations are because I "watched" many hours of video that I wasn't awake for, and I have a plug in that shuts off that annoying, "You still watching? Click to continue." Used to stream back in the day...

I have no idea what these two videos are about. I saw one once, but I have no memory of it.

Which one can get my book turned into an anime?

Yes. I felt just like you. Lost. Alone. Adrift in a sea of nonsense. I couldn't find my way. But then I found the solution. A higher power worthy of worship. As soon as I let it into my body and accepted submission to its perfect will, I finally found inner peace. Through it all people are to...

I got like... 8 regular readers for HKN. When you update a story for two years and it still is in the single digits, then you can complain. 23? Yer a bloody, Braggart. That's what you are.

Never read it. What the hell is Spy times Family anyways? How the hell do you ever work out that equation? WHAT DOES IT EQUAL? NOBODY EVER TELLS ME WHAT IT EQUALS! WHY ARE WE MULTIPLYING A SPY BY A FAMILY? HOW DOES THIS EVEN MATH??? I suppose then Spy x Family x 2 would be better than the main...

Dear god, what a tragic backstory for that poor rat. It had AIDS and it had to crawl up a man's ass to find food? Man. Edgy as fuck.

So, do we get to post things to add to your story? I nominate for the introduction of Lord Squeekersmund Edgelord, Lord of the Edge, and ruler of the criminal underworld. The Edge is the bad part of town in Rat City. Squeekersmund has one eye, walks with a limp, enjoys eating broken glass for...

It should be able to stop a fastball of at least 200 MPH without a chance of accidentally bouncing off into the crowd.

Instruction manuals on how to cook meth.