So. I'm a night guard at a children's hospital. Since the staff can't leave for lunch breaks, they'll order Doordash. Tonight a woman came to drop off someone's order, and she tells me "I hope whoever ordered this feels better soon! I got them a sympathy card." I said "Oh, uh, it's for a worker."
I don't think I've ever seen anyone so heartbroken to find out that somebody wasn't sick.

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