Recent content by CountVanBadger

I'm trying to come up with a gambling game for rich, bored people to play in XNPC. Here's what I've come up with: There's a big multi-tiered fountain, and the base is divided up into a bunch of different sections. The way it's played is, you pay to claim a certain section on the fountain's...

Give A Little Try, Give A Little More Try Never Fall In Line For A Fleeting Moment Be And End All, I Am Aiming High Climb A Little Higher I Don´t Wanna See Your Affected Smile Not For Anything, The Time Is Nigh Lay It On The Line And Run The Mile Reach A Little Higher

I had two on the $10 tier, but they canceled immediately after subscribing. Apparently that's something people do if they're not sure if they want to subscribe for multiple months. And since they never re-subbed, I guess they didn't.

And then the invisible dragon killed the goat and was like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SCREW GOATS!

And then he fights the invisible dragon but the invisible dragon is like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOOL YOU NOBODY CAN BEAT ME! and then the invisible dragon wins bcuease the invisible dragon is invisible.

What?

I launched my Patreon page a couple days after XNPC went live, offering eight advance chapters for $5 and sixteen advance chapters for $10. Problem is, staying sixteen chapters ahead is turning out to be harder than I thought. Would it upset my followers if I got rid of the $10 tier and just ran...

You're the one who said that light novels are worse than western novels. If you really want to write something you have such a negative opinion about, then that's your decision. I just don't understand why you would willingly dedicate so much time and effort into a genre that you don't even...

I don't understand this mentality at all. You know that one is better than the other, but you're still consciously choosing the inferior option? What else do you take this mentality with? "Flour and eggs makes way better cake than mud and cat turds, but I became a baker because I wanted to make...

To start off, here are my smaller gripes: 1. I hate stories where the author thinks every sentence deserves to be its own paragraph. Why do people do this? Do they think spacing out their sentences will trick people into thinking their book is longer than it is? 2. A lot of your sentences are...

bruh be aura farming sayin he finna unalive hisself. no rizz. touch grass.

The three year old boy with the biggest most wholesome chungus smile in the world had cancer frfr and it was so unskibidi toilet that even Keanu couldn't make it bussin no cap. Did I do it right?