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I wasn't sure why the wind had been keeping me up all night. Then I realized it was saying my name.

I had no idea how someone had gotten into the bathroom while the door was locked and I was in the shower. Then I realized my reflection had disappeared.

I miss when rent for my crappy apartment was $300 a month instead of $800.

Not really a meme, but it might be the weirdest internet ad I've ever seen. Why is Albert Einstein asking me if I "looooooove TOBOGGAN shop"? What constitutes a fancy store, and how many of those sell TOBOGGANs?

Scratch that. You can't put anything into that chest. Any loot you miss while you're out adventuring gets teleported there, but you can't move anything from your inventory to the chest.

There is a storage chest. It's right outside your tent in camp.

then play it on console. play Black Desert Online. made by the same people, shares a lot of the same mechanics, and the stories are connected somehow.

Wisdom

So...it's been a long time since I've had feelings for a game as complicated as I'm having right now for Crimson Desert. On the one hand, it's easily the most ambitious game to come out in years. The devs are trying to do so many different things that just that by itself is worthy of admiration...

You can't take a three year old on an adventure because they'll make a fuss, so instead you say they're ten years old but still make them think and act like a three year old?

And I've never met a ten year old that would be okay with a nickname like "little goblin." They're firmly in the "stop calling me little!" phase by that point.

I'm listening to The Mark of the Fool by JM Clarke right now. It's a pretty good book so far, but something about it is bugging me, and it's something that's bugged for a while. Do authors think ten year olds are toddlers? I can't tell you how many books I've read, shows I've watched, games...

I prefer the almost-completely-nearly-kinda-dead-skeleton-stuck-in-a-really-uncomfortable-chair-for-all-eternity type of god emperor anyway. Which would make you a filthy xenos worm.

You know what they say: if you have to tell people you're the god emperor, you're not the god emperor.