I've never played another game that can entertain me for hours on end just by wandering around aimlessly the way Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom does.
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Review of XNPC on Royal Road: "Elon Musk changed Twitter to X because of this. Five stars."
Wut
Does wanting to go to Disney World by myself make me a Disney Adult? I don't feel like a Disney Adult. I just really want to go to Disney World. The last time I got to go was almost thirty years ago, and everyone in my family has been there a bunch of other times since EXCEPT FOR ME.
Me rite buk!
Brane no wurk.
Still rite buk!
Wurds all qazwsxedcrfvtgb.
Buk no get rited.
Badjr mad at brane.
Badjr hed am soop.
Just tried to watch Avatar: The Way of Water for the first time. Had to turn it off when the evil humans arrived and it has a long slowmo shot of the blue lady ugly crying about all the trees being set on fire.
My writing style can charitably be described as "as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face," and that was still too on the nose for me.
Darkest Dungeon be like...
>Battle starts
>Enemies get to attack four times in a row
>Two heroes killed right off the bat
>I finally get a turn
>Attack misses
>Enemy attacks
>Criticial hit
>Death's Door
>Stress accumulates
>Heart attack, third hero dies
>Third hero's death stresses out fourth hero
>Heart attack, dies
>Eight hours of leveling grinding down the drain
This is supposed to be fun?
Watching Final Destination, giving myself a phobia of Rube Goldberg machines.
Pizza with white sauce is better than pizza with red sauce. Fight me.
I've been playing Final Fantasy Tactics, so I've had political thrillers on my mind for the past few days. It kinda makes me want to write a political thriller. A political thriller about...
Cyborg samurais hunting kaiju on another planet for a bunch of dystopian megacorporations.
Me when I п̵̼̜̲̎̎̔͗̓̂̅̕͝р̶̡̲͇͉̪͙͉͙̤͂͝͝о̸̻͍̰̗̮̓̉͝п̷̢̭͖̲̟͎͉͉͈̣̍̎̓у̴̡̬̩͔̟̼̱͔͓̘̓͒с̷͇̬̤̜͆̇͂̚т̵͚͚͉̺͖̱̐͂͜͝и̶̧̩̣̭͉̫̔́͒̉̕̕͜͝͠т̷̧̥̠͚̬̟̲̬̒̈́̎̚ь̸̨͉̱̟̓͂͒̌͑͗̚ͅ ̵̙̩̥͍͎͇̹̿̏͋̍з̶̹̞̂̈́͛̄̋̐̑̈̐̕ӓ̸͕̜̙͔̻̪̼̘́̒̀͒́в̴̬̺̫͎̯͛̇̐̓͜т̸̮͖̼͇̻̻̍͊р̷̨͓̯͔̙̘́͜а̷͙̫͐̒̐͌к̴̨̡̖̙̘̭̱̭̈̒̍͘̕
This is why it's a mistake for video game devs to let me name my own party members.
I just spent two days straight trying to integrate a joke I really liked into XNPC. After rewriting three chapters to try and shoehorn it in, and the shoehorning being extremely obvious every time, I finally gave up.
selfie time. felt cute. might delete later.
My writer's constipation finally passed, and I had a 2300 word bowel movement last night.
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
XNPC Chapter 47: "And then Miranda gave Jeremy a ring that would alert him whenever someone was about to attack him from behind."
XNPC Chapter 56: "Suddenly, the author realized that Jeremy had never used that skill despite having been attacked from behind at least three times."
XNPC Chapter 47: "And then Miranda didn't give Jeremy a ring that would alert him whenever someone was about to attack him from behind."
Check out Chapter Thirty One of XNPC, where Jeremy stares death in the eye and pushes himself beyond his limits as a mortal being in order to fight a level five slime.
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