CountVanBadger

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  CountVanBadger

• Today at 6:11 AM

Darkest Dungeon be like...

>Battle starts
>Enemies get to attack four times in a row
>Two heroes killed right off the bat
>I finally get a turn
>Attack misses
>Enemy attacks
>Criticial hit
>Death's Door
>Stress accumulates
>Heart attack, third hero dies
>Third hero's death stresses out fourth hero
>Heart attack, dies
>Eight hours of leveling grinding down the drain

This is supposed to be fun?

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  CountVanBadger

• Yesterday at 4:01 AM

Watching Final Destination, giving myself a phobia of Rube Goldberg machines.

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  JayMark

• Friday at 7:47 AM

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  CountVanBadger

• Wednesday at 11:39 AM

Pizza with white sauce is better than pizza with red sauce. Fight me.

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  CountVanBadger

• Tuesday at 10:19 AM

I've been playing Final Fantasy Tactics, so I've had political thrillers on my mind for the past few days. It kinda makes me want to write a political thriller. A political thriller about...

Cyborg samurais hunting kaiju on another planet for a bunch of dystopian megacorporations.

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  CountVanBadger

• Tuesday at 5:59 AM

Me when I п̵̼̜̲̎̎̔͗̓̂̅̕͝р̶̡̲͇͉̪͙͉͙̤͂͝͝о̸̻͍̰̗̮̓̉͝п̷̢̭͖̲̟͎͉͉͈̣̍̎̓у̴̡̬̩͔̟̼̱͔͓̘̓͒с̷͇̬̤̜͆̇͂̚т̵͚͚͉̺͖̱̐͂͜͝и̶̧̩̣̭͉̫̔́͒̉̕̕͜͝͠т̷̧̥̠͚̬̟̲̬̒̈́̎̚ь̸̨͉̱̟̓͂͒̌͑͗̚ͅ ̵̙̩̥͍͎͇̹̿̏͋̍з̶̹̞̂̈́͛̄̋̐̑̈̐̕ӓ̸͕̜̙͔̻̪̼̘́̒̀͒́в̴̬̺̫͎̯͛̇̐̓͜т̸̮͖̼͇̻̻̍͊р̷̨͓̯͔̙̘́͜а̷͙̫͐̒̐͌к̴̨̡̖̙̘̭̱̭̈̒̍͘̕

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 19, 2026

This is why it's a mistake for video game devs to let me name my own party members.

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  JayMark

• Apr 16, 2026

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 16, 2026

I just spent two days straight trying to integrate a joke I really liked into XNPC. After rewriting three chapters to try and shoehorn it in, and the shoehorning being extremely obvious every time, I finally gave up.

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 15, 2026

selfie time. felt cute. might delete later.

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 13, 2026

My writer's constipation finally passed, and I had a 2300 word bowel movement last night.

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 12, 2026

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 10, 2026

XNPC Chapter 47: "And then Miranda gave Jeremy a ring that would alert him whenever someone was about to attack him from behind."

XNPC Chapter 56: "Suddenly, the author realized that Jeremy had never used that skill despite having been attacked from behind at least three times."

XNPC Chapter 47: "And then Miranda didn't give Jeremy a ring that would alert him whenever someone was about to attack him from behind."

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 9, 2026

Check out Chapter Thirty One of XNPC, where Jeremy stares death in the eye and pushes himself beyond his limits as a mortal being in order to fight a level five slime.

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 7, 2026

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  CountVanBadger

• Mar 28, 2026

XNPC: Chapter 28 is now up! Jeremy tried to choose his class. But what class can a robotics-obsessed nerd hope to find?

READ IT HERE!​

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  CountVanBadger

• Mar 26, 2026

Trying to write while you have a head cold be like...
Miranda fought with her daggers. She did a flip. Jeremy watched with wonder in his wow. She hit one and it fell down on the [can't think of word, come back later]. And then there were somethings happen over there n Jeremy went to stop it but he didn't have his axe and he said "(dozes off for fifteen minutes) And then Miranda did a flip.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Feb 25, 2026

Wise badger~.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Jan 27, 2026

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  Representing_Tromba

• Nov 27, 2025

Do you not like onomatopeia's?