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Me rite buk! Brane no wurk. Still rite buk! Wurds all qazwsxedcrfvtgb. Buk no get rited. Badjr mad at brane. Badjr hed am soop.

Fortnite. Judge me, I don't care.

Don't feel bad. I'm determined to turn that into a meme, and you were just unlucky enough to be the first person I had a chance to use it on here.

There's a difference between actually BEING a quirky minion banana chungus, and being this creature.

Royal Road is the better site for uploading your story. Sorry, but it's true. XNPC has gotten waaay more attention on there than on SH. But the SH forums are way better. 70% of the threads on RR are just people advertising their stories, and what's left over is 10% people having a problem with...

You should read XNPC. Everyone should read XNPC. Make XNPC your new religion and fill your life with fulfilling purpose and eternal happiness. Not love, though. I haven't been allowed to use mind control to force people to feel love since "the incident" back in 2012. Anyway, you should read...

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I made garlic parmesan chicken pasta with BWW sauce, and this is the most rancid my farts have been in years.

Ever since I launched XNPC in February, I had the chapters scheduled to release at 5:00pm (American central time). My reasoning was that if I uploaded before that, people would still be at work. My subscribers would get the notification, but there would be fewer people to see it during the brief...

Just tried to watch Avatar: The Way of Water for the first time. Had to turn it off when the evil humans arrived and it has a long slowmo shot of the blue lady ugly crying about all the trees being set on fire. My writing style can charitably be described as "as subtle as a sledgehammer to the...

If I were to have a heart attack or die in a car accident today, I fully expect my parents to go through my stuff and be like... "Hey, this is the thumb drive he kept all his books on." "The ones he spent all that money on and never made any of it back?" "Yeah. What should we do with it?" "Trash...

I've been working the night shift since January. It's fine, I adjusted to it easier than I expected. It's also great because 90% of my job is to sit at my computer and not fall asleep. This is probably the closest I'm ever going to get to being paid a living wage to write. But there's one...

(putting this here because I really want to talk about it, and @#$&% that 420 character limit) I just watched The Final Prayer. It was pretty good. Found footage horror is one of my guilty pleasures, and I like that this managed to have a religious theme without turning into yet another boring...

First you have to make sure your characters are individually distinct enough that their inner thoughts are unique too. They need their own beliefs, opinions, likes and dislikes, and way of approaching and solving problems. If your whole cast is just the same person calling themselves by a dozen...