CountVanBadger

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  CountVanBadger

• Today at 6:15 AM

Me when I start a new story: "THIS IS THE STORY I WAS BORN TO TELL IT'LL BE FIFTY BOOKS AND A HUNDRED THOUSAND PAGES LONG WITH A MILLION CHARACTERS WITH THEIR OWN UNIQUE BACKSTORIES AND IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY OF IT PLANNED OUT I'LL MAKE IT UP AS I GO AND"

Me three months later: "I would chop off my hand if it meant I could write literally anything besides this stupid story."

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  CountVanBadger

• Yesterday at 9:40 AM

You're welcome.

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  CountVanBadger

• Tuesday at 6:55 AM

The word of the day is

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  CountVanBadger

• Monday at 11:20 AM

A wild banana minion quirk chungus appears...

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  CountVanBadger

• Monday at 5:30 AM

My dad is taking me to Branson next month for my birthday. Coincidentally, I am also taking him to Branson on that same day for Father's Day. My mom is tagging along too because she's just a freeloader like that.

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  CountVanBadger

• Sunday at 9:54 AM

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  CountVanBadger

• May 14, 2026

Are hidden object games anyone else's guilty gaming pleasure?

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  CountVanBadger

• May 12, 2026

Do you read Sutter Cane?

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  CountVanBadger

• May 11, 2026

Am I the only one who loves horror settings as much as horror stories themselves? I almost don't care if it's actually scary as long as it's happening somewhere that gives off the right vibes.

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  CountVanBadger

• May 10, 2026

'Splorin a deep, dark hole with my two best friends, Mr. Grappling Hook and Mrs. Giant ■■■■ing Centipede.

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  CountVanBadger

• May 9, 2026

I went to visit my parents last night. Had dinner, gave Mom an early Mother's Day present, and we all watched Zootopia 2. My mom always greets my by saying "Hey, bubba!" Needless to say, we both got a kick out of this scene.

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  CountVanBadger

• May 8, 2026

I've never played another game that can entertain me for hours on end just by wandering around aimlessly the way Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom does.

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  CountVanBadger

• May 6, 2026

Review of XNPC on Royal Road: "Elon Musk changed Twitter to X because of this. Five stars."

Wut

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  CountVanBadger

• May 5, 2026

Does wanting to go to Disney World by myself make me a Disney Adult? I don't feel like a Disney Adult. I just really want to go to Disney World. The last time I got to go was almost thirty years ago, and everyone in my family has been there a bunch of other times since EXCEPT FOR ME.

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  CountVanBadger

• May 3, 2026

Me rite buk!
Brane no wurk.
Still rite buk!
Wurds all qazwsxedcrfvtgb.
Buk no get rited.
Badjr mad at brane.
Badjr hed am soop.

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  CountVanBadger

• May 2, 2026

Just tried to watch Avatar: The Way of Water for the first time. Had to turn it off when the evil humans arrived and it has a long slowmo shot of the blue lady ugly crying about all the trees being set on fire.

My writing style can charitably be described as "as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face," and that was still too on the nose for me.

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  CountVanBadger

• May 1, 2026

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 26, 2026

Darkest Dungeon be like...

>Battle starts
>Enemies get to attack four times in a row
>Two heroes killed right off the bat
>I finally get a turn
>Attack misses
>Enemy attacks
>Criticial hit
>Death's Door
>Stress accumulates
>Heart attack, third hero dies
>Third hero's death stresses out fourth hero
>Heart attack, dies
>Eight hours of leveling grinding down the drain

This is supposed to be fun?

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 25, 2026

Watching Final Destination, giving myself a phobia of Rube Goldberg machines.

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  JayMark

• Apr 24, 2026