Sometimes when I'm hungry, I'd have a little voice pop up in my head saying precisely "I be hungry as shit ngl". It just pops up without my consent. Maybe I'm one of the last people still with a bicameral mind
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A thousand lashes for people who enjoy citrus in their coffee
I understand this is performative non-fiction knowledge acquisition slop for people who dream about their LinkedIn karma or whatever, but the title's so funny to me
"5 books that will teach you more than any degree" as if college degrees don't have you reading a bunch of shit anyway
If they come out with mass-produced humanoid robots I'm destroying every single one I come across with a sledgehammer
Anyone else had weird, one-sided beef with an older person when they were a kid?
One of my friends had an older cousin who just hated me for some reason. A 20-something year old beefing with an 11 year old. I had no idea what their problem was
They got in a motorcycle accident some time later and I was ecstatic
I feel like at this point we should've figured out how to make books free. You're telling me that we've had books for how many thousands of years and yet we still gotta pay for them? Sounds like a scam to me.
Notice how as a restaurant gets fancier, as the portions get smaller, you also lose more elements of the menu
First the quirky graphic design
Then the pictures
Then the prices
You're not ready for what happens in the restaurants with no text on the menus
Shromp Rule #
Change feels like an attack to those who benefit from the status quo-nya
Sometimes the motorcycle taxis here will take on-the-spot, off-app orders in busy places. For the passenger, it's convenient. For the rider, they get to keep the whole fare because it's off the books.
Why then do they charge way more than the app fare in these situations? Bro you're already getting the whole thing. Why such an upcharge?
Just read Dostoevsky's White Nights
Oh Nastenka!
I wanna be a park ranger lowk
But I have to be guarding a cool animal like a rhino or elephant and not like a weird mole thing
Cannibalism isn't even the worst thing ever tbh. At least they're not stealing stop signs or something
Shromp Rule #
You can indict a ham sandwich but you can't make it drink
Someone should record every second of their every day for the rest of their lives to conclusively determine if deja vu is legit or not
Unofficial music rec #1:
When I was a kid I didn't even consider that the Backyardigans were black
Maybe I'm a bad person
Shromp Rule #
Nothing is real
Your reading experience of "boring" classic works such as To Kill A Mockingbird will be greatly improved by imagining them as a slice of life iyashikei light novel instead
Are there non-white soyjaks too? All of the most well-known soyjaks have been based on white folk. I wonder who'll finally break the color barrier -
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